I think most swear words are getting a bit old, and cliched, isn't it time for some new ones.
Heres one,
1 Pissteen.
The act of a gentleman to use his stream of widdle to clear all the skids from a lavvy, so as to give a false impression of cleanliness.
Come on, what's the right word for wind produced by too many fizzy lagers?, or the puddle of sick on a Tube train no one cleared up?
No stealing from the Profanisaurous!
Also Gruntle, no idea what it means but sounds great doesn't it?
Fizzy larger farts - shipopz!
Love it, and if one follows through,
shiplopz?
So what's the term for a persistent beggar, who says I know you've got change I can hear it?
Quote: sootyj @ February 10, 2008, 5:41 PMThe act of a gentleman to use his stream of widdle to clear all the skids from a lavvy, so as to give a false impression of cleanliness.
This sentence was so riddled with slang I thought I was watching "Snatch". Let me see if I got this right: Use his stream (like a stream of urine?) widdle (does this mean urine?) to clear all the skids (people you dislike? Actual skids of wood? or does it mean marks on a floor) from a lavvy (that means bathroom right?) and I figured out the rest.
Quote: sootyj @ February 10, 2008, 6:00 PMLove it, and if one follows through,
shiplopz?
So what's the term for a persistent beggar, who says I know you've got change I can hear it?
Gizit!
"Cleeman" I heard it on family guy I have no idea what it means but if someone called me it, I'd kill them.
Quote: Curt @ February 10, 2008, 6:00 PMThis sentence was so riddled with slang I thought I was watching "Snatch". Let me see if I got this right: Use his stream (like a stream of urine?) widdle (does this mean urine?) to clear all the skids (people you dislike? Actual skids of wood? or does it mean marks on a floor) from a lavvy (that means bathroom right?) and I figured out the rest.
Pah you colonials, have obviously forgotten how to speak the Queens english.
I remember the queens last Xmas message,
"Screw you chavs, and scumbags, I'm the dogs bollocks, and you're just it's shit, check out my crown it's propa bling, you scumbags, probably wank over the jewelery in Argos catalog's, bitches,"
Made me proper proud to be English.
What's the proper term for, not going for a poo at home so you can go at the loo at work, thus saving 15 minutes off the working day?
Wow I'm still laughing at that Queen speech. Gold!
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What's the proper term for, not going for a poo at home so you can go at the loo at work, thus saving 15 minutes off the working day?
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Paidtapoo
Quote: Curt @ February 10, 2008, 6:00 PMThis sentence was so riddled with slang I thought I was watching "Snatch". Let me see if I got this right: Use his stream (like a stream of urine?) widdle (does this mean urine?) to clear all the skids (people you dislike? Actual skids of wood? or does it mean marks on a floor) from a lavvy (that means bathroom right?) and I figured out the rest.
I understood it perfectly - but then I am English born and - surprisingly quite-well - bred.
Quote: David Chapman @ February 10, 2008, 6:25 PMI understood it perfectly - but then I am English born and - surprisingly quite-well - bred.
Sorry Dave. That was hil Ari Arse.
Love you use of the -'s.
Aaron
Thanks Charley you are exhibiting a certain dark level of genius at this.
What is the word for, looking up porn on your computer at work, only too get endless gross, hairy popups that won't go, just as IT phone to look at your computer.
I reckon it's
Pringled (once they pop they jsut won't stop)
Quote: ajp29 @ February 10, 2008, 6:31 PMAaron
Aaron ?
Pringled.
Popporn!
Hmm here's a tricky one,
The feeling a guy has masturbating to Pamela Anderson on Baywatch, and then David Hasslehoff appears leaving him all confused about if he's gay.
Hassled-off?