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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,210

Quote: sootyj @ May 6 2013, 10:26 AM BST

If it was it was the worlds crappiest one.

People who get offed supposedly by government agencies tend to die of sudden undiagnosed heart or liver conditions.

Check out the couple of times Mossad got caught red handed doing it.

As it is there's always space for a Nick Griffin or a Ross Perot. Someone to shake up the political battle space and disapear shortly after.

Nick Griffin bless him saw his chance at the last election. Chased the nutters out of his party (ok the completely unredeemable nutters), stole most of militant labor's policies on housing and rebranded himself as the bastard son of Attlee and Enoch Powell. Got some council seats and was completely humiliated at the actual real election.

Similarly the head of the EDL got to shred Paxman on Newsnight before disapearing into the sulphurous mists of history.

Farrago has some headlines and council seats and no real ability to do anything other than steal disenchanted rightwing Tory voters. I suspect he's smarter enough to ally himself with the Torys in time for the next election (after giving Dave an excuse to ditch unpopular Laborite policies).

The most concerning thing for me. Is the tendency for Brits to piss votes up the wall on supposed protest votes for MEPs and councilors these things are important.

The Iluminati are clever bastards. Farage is probably one of them.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 6 2013, 12:47 AM BST

The Illuminati need to up their game !

They missed the twat that time !

Laughing out loud

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 6 2013, 12:47 AM BST

The Illuminati need to up their game !

They missed the twat that time !

Nobodies perfect!

They also arranged for Lee Harvey Oswald to be murdered during his arrest ("self defence" the police were to claim) so he couldn't blab about what he knew - they f**ked that up to

Took a second attempt in the cop shop when he was being moved

Okay. Give me a step for a hint - who's the 73-year-old from North Yorkshire.

And while you're at it, tell me why Helen Mirren gives me a pain in the arse.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/news/press_clippings/ :(

Ta. Isn't the Internet wonderful?

But it still hasn't told me why I find HM a pain in the arse.

It's actually getting a bit embarassing that our favourite national past time seems to be rape and child abuse.

Well, it was in the 70s.

Was there nobody who wasn't a paedophile/pervert?

Doesn't seem like it!

Quote: zooo @ May 6 2013, 11:49 PM BST

Well, it was in the 70s.

What about the tory mp questioned this week for raping two men? WE IS DISEASED!

I'm finding that a wee bit suspicious. Based on no evidence at all, I wonder if he's been set up.

Quote: chipolata @ May 6 2013, 11:56 PM BST

What about the tory mp questioned this week for raping two men? WE IS DISEASED!

You men are!
How many women do you see in the news for rape and paedoing. Almost zero.

*polishes halo*

Quote: zooo @ May 7 2013, 12:07 AM BST

*polishes halo*

*touches shiny halo in private place then turns self in*

:D

Quote: zooo @ May 7 2013, 12:07 AM BST

You men are!
How many women do you see in the news for rape and paedoing. Almost zero.

*polishes halo*

Apparently Marti Kane pinched a waiters bum once

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