Ben gave his legs a damn good thrashing at the gym today.
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I'm sure he meant to say waxing.
Quote: Ben @ May 4 2013, 9:11 PM BSTBen gave his butt cheeks a damn good thrashing at the gym today.
Dissssgusting
Befuddled!
F**k me -
'what lightbulbs...'
'what are you eating?'
'Dr Who'
And
'Suicide'
Goodbye 
It's actually Night Night/ Bye Bye
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 4 2013, 11:06 PM BSTIt's actually Night Night/ Bye Bye
There's a thread for that !
We think of everything on here !
Chip had to throw an ancient crumbling pillow out earlier and he's not looking forward to trying to sleep without it later. He loved that old comfy pillow.
Quote: chipolata @ May 6 2013, 12:01 AM BSTChip had to throw an ancient crumbling pillow out earlier and he's not looking forward to trying to sleep without it later. He loved that old comfy pillow.
A 'crumbling' pillow ffs !
What are you sleeping on?
I'm sleeping on horrible modern pillows with no charm. I like old school pillows filled with feathers or weird fibres that clump.
If you really want our geese to wear body warmers . . .
Off to the zoo. I do hope I don't get all pompous and unhappy about animals being in captivity, but there is a good chance 
The monkeys and gorillas always look really sad. 
The little animals usually seem fairly happy though.
Quote: chipolata @ May 6 2013, 12:11 AM BSTI'm sleeping on horrible modern pillows with no charm. I like old school pillows filled with feathers or weird fibres that clump.
Buy a duck or goose down feather pillow then!
Chip's been getting the loose grass up off the lawn today. He hasn't got a rake so he used a brush.
Quote: zooo @ May 6 2013, 9:55 AM BSTBuy a duck or goose down feather pillow then!
Pff. I could buy seventy pillows and none would have the special consistency of the one I just tragically lost.
Quote: chipolata @ May 6 2013, 12:51 PM BSTPff. I could buy seventy pillows and none would have the special consistency of the one I just tragically lost.
I would imagine that Linus would feel the same about his blanket.
Gonna go do the washing up like a motherf**king rock star.