ok here it goes so the aim of the game guess what line which characters said in the episodes and Christmas specials!!!
Right Here It Goes
Who Said This
Now what do you think my commanding officer would do if he found me in possession of stolen property?
This could possibly go in the Only Fools quiz thread.
(Boycie said that)
Quote: george roper @ May 5 2013, 1:05 AM BSTok here it goes so the aim of the game guess what line which characters said in the episodes and Christmas specials!!!
Right Here It Goes
Who Said This
Now what do you think my commanding officer would do if he found me in possession of stolen property?
From "To Hull & Back"?
nope its an earlier episode with grandad.
I wish there was a Only Fools & Horses forum, george?
Is George Roper David Smith?
Ban them both!!!
I'll ban you in a minute if you don't shuddit! 
Quote: george roper @ May 5 2013, 12:33 PM BSTnope its an earlier episode with grandad.
Then it's "May The Force Be With You". Roy Slater.
Is it one of the worst cast women in sitcom - Cassandra?
It must be Sandra in "The Long Legs Of The Law".
Goddmit, you're right!
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ May 5 2013, 2:07 PM BSTIt must be Sandra in "The Long Legs Of The Law".
The lady that played Sandra was a panelist on the very first ever episode of HIGNFY
Quote: lofthouse @ May 5 2013, 5:41 PM BSTThe lady that played Sandra was a panelist on the very first ever episode of HIGNFY
Shut up! Really?
EDIT: You're right!
Wikipedia:
"She (Kate Saunders) has also been a regular contributor to radio and television, with appearances on the Radio 4 programmes Woman's Hour, Start the Week and Kaleidoscope.[4] She was, with Sandi Toksvig, a guest on the first episode of the long-running news quiz programme Have I Got News for You.[5]
Saunders has also written multiple books for children and for adults."
I have the best of hignfy DVD
And I was watching a clip of the first show and I kept thinking "I know her from somewhere....."
Drove me mad
So I Googled her name and bingo!
These must be pictures from that episode:
Paul Merton looks like Elton John in that pic.