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Quote: shaggy292 @ May 4 2013, 10:32 PM BST

Pills would be my way to go.

I'm fine, really.

The trouble is, if they didn't work you could be left in a very bad way and still alive. I wonder if drowning is the only sure way.

If I was trying to kill myself I would jump of a bridge or something

Top of the bloody page - a sure incentive to suicide.

This is the most unsettling thread ever.

Quote: zooo @ May 4 2013, 10:37 PM BST

This is the most unsettling thread ever.

Ha! My claim to fame.

Woo!

Your popular now.

Truly, have none of you ever considered it?

I had it all planned out once

I was going to buy a new Stanley knife from B&Q

Check into a travel lodge

Get really loaded

Draw a hot bath

Then cut

Quote: David Smith @ May 4 2013, 10:39 PM BST

Your popular now.

No good ever came from being 'popular'

Quote: keewik @ May 4 2013, 10:35 PM BST

The trouble is, if they didn't work you could be left in a very bad way and still alive. I wonder if drowning is the only sure way.

How can you bloody drown deliberately. Trying not to suffocate is a reflex. I don't understand that.

I haven't considered it my self.But my friend did it.

The thought did pass through my mind a few times during a hellish period of my life. It's not like I was planning anything, but there was a fleeting thought of "I could swallow that box of pills and it would all be over".

It happens a lot during mid life crisis.

Quote: keewik @ May 4 2013, 10:40 PM BST

Truly, have none of you ever considered it?

Nope.

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