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Quote: Lee @ May 3 2013, 12:29 PM BST

You could really ruin a lot of people's day if you just went around misinterpreting their tattoos.

Maybe I should make it a mission to just "place doubt" but not actually tell them it was wrong.

Quote: L.E. @ May 3 2013, 12:37 PM BST

Maybe I should make it a mission to just "place doubt" but not actually tell them it was wrong.

Do it! You don't need to be a good Christian any more!

By the way, how did Jesus react when you told him you were converting? Did he take it okay? I know that guy has been having a hard time lately. I hear he's on anti-depressants. I just hope you broke it to him gently. Errr

:D

Quote: Lee @ May 3 2013, 12:29 PM BST

You could really ruin a lot of people's day if you just went around misinterpreting their tattoos.

Nowhere near as bad, but I had a t-shirt that I really liked with chinese writing on it. I liked it until a mate's Chinese girlfriend asked me why I was wearing a t-shirt which said 'I deliver takeaway for free' on it.

:D

Laughing out loud

Quote: Rob H @ May 3 2013, 1:48 PM BST

Nowhere near as bad, but I had a t-shirt that I really liked with chinese writing on it. I liked it until a mate's Chinese girlfriend asked me why I was wearing a t-shirt which said 'I deliver takeaway for free' on it.

Inexpensive dish goes down easy

Will Cam is going for a shower to wash work away

Quote: Will Cam @ May 3 2013, 5:23 PM BST

Will Cam is going for a shower to wash work away

*ponders Will Cam's likely job* You are a roller in manure?

Will Cam runs the country. Fact. He's washing away the stink of local election results.

Quote: Lee @ May 3 2013, 12:44 PM BST

Do it! You don't need to be a good Christian any more!

By the way, how did Jesus react when you told him you were converting? Did he take it okay? I know that guy has been having a hard time lately. I hear he's on anti-depressants. I just hope you broke it to him gently. Errr

Why should he worry, Jesus was of the Jewish faith not a Christian.

Cool

Contact lens check up today.

Oh I just had mine recently

Always a real hoot

Some sweaty overweight optician poking his big fat fingers in my eyes

*shudder*

Quote: lofthouse @ May 4 2013, 11:20 AM BST

Some sweaty overweight optician poking his big fat fingers in my eyes

Is that how they still do eye tests up North?

Perhaps Lofthouse just brings out the worst in opticians?

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