They have found a burglar in Derby dead in a chimney. Apparently he had dropped down but the fireplaces were all bricked up and the man died and then decomposed on the smell alerted the office workers in the building.
What an horrific death.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,207
They never heard him screaming? Weird.
Think he was injured and tried to claw his way out but died in the process the poor bastard.
Wouldn't it e awful if next Christmas, no-one got any presents...
Burglar, indeed.
Not for me that one Lazzard, I bet Twitters awash with it, but if I have a pet hate it's jokes on tragedies.
I'm not criticising or putting myself on any moral high ground I just hate disaster type jokes.
I know they're really popular but not for me them ones.
Quote: Lazzard @ May 3 2013, 6:45 PM BSTWouldn't it e awful if next Christmas, no-one got any presents...
Burglar, indeed.
*unseemly snigger*
On the other hand - Karma. What gives anybody the right to burgle?
There is a subtle lesson there somewhere... If you don't want to die in a chimney, don't go down a bloody chimney.
Exactly.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ May 3 2013, 11:41 AM BSTThey have found a burglar in Derby dead in a chimney. Apparently he had dropped down but the fireplaces were all bricked up and the man died and then decomposed on the smell alerted the office workers in the building.
What an horrific death.
Didn't that happen ages ago? The finding him I mean.
Maybe it was another one. Or was it one where he got stuck in the chimney & the Fire Brigade had to get him out, then the Police arrested him.
Why have I got a vision of Dick Van Dyke singing in a chimney 
FOUR THOUSAND HOLES IN BLACKBURN LANCASHIRE!!!!!!
WAHEYYYY
always waNted to do that
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22402866
NRA chief in rallying cry for 'culture war'
Now repeat after me class,
IKIP
UKIP
WEKIP
THEYKIP
Trying to learn English, it is obviously a language I don't understand
Mmmmm kippers ...
