I helped Edward VII put on his gators as he was so fat and bloated. Especially after seeing his nephew the Kaiser cause so much trouble in Europe. Happy days
Your 18th Birthday Page 3
I cant even remember opening this thread. Sorry for using the text writing yesterday Aaron. I dont usually do that much.
My eighteenth hasnt happened yet! suggestions are needed!
Quote: ajp29 @ February 10, 2008, 11:34 AMOn my 18th I had sex with not 1, not 2, not even 3 but 0 ladies
Well I think I can beat that.
On my 18th I doubled your score 0 0 oh yeah, got a little bit drunk, can't remeber if it was 18th or 19th we decided to try to sail to France in a canoe..
Quote: ajp29 @ February 10, 2008, 11:34 AMOn my 18th I had sex with not 1, not 2, not even 3 but 0 ladies
And three men.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 10, 2008, 12:30 PMMy eighteenth hasnt happened yet! suggestions are needed!
Just don't be a whore. Do something sophisticated, safe in the knowledge that you're better than everyone else. 
Quote: Gavin @ February 10, 2008, 2:12 PMWell I think I can beat that.
On my 18th I doubled your score 0 0 oh yeah, got a little bit drunk, can't remeber if it was 18th or 19th we decided to try to sail to France in a canoe..
Why the hell would anyone want to go to France? Unless you were armed, of course...?
Quote: Aaron @ February 10, 2008, 2:34 PMJust don't be a whore. Do something sophisticated, safe in the knowledge that you're better than everyone else.
haha my friends all call me a slag at school, purely because Im not, so I dont think that'll be a problem
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 10, 2008, 2:48 PMhaha my friends all call me a slag at school, purely because Im not, so I dont think that'll be a problem
My friends call me a cab cos I am 
Quote: Gavin @ February 10, 2008, 2:12 PMWell I think I can beat that.
On my 18th I doubled your score 0 0 oh yeah, got a little bit drunk, can't remeber if it was 18th or 19th we decided to try to sail to France in a canoe..
Ah! Twas only a year ago now!
I got the most drunk I have ever got in my life, I don't remember getting home, the last thing I remember doing was trying to find a girl I fancied at the time to ask for a birthday shag... I never found her but I threw up in my bed and found a tenner apparantly!
Happy Bday Paul C.
Well the tenner made it all better Im guessing?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 10, 2008, 4:17 PMWell the tenner made it all better Im guessing?
Better than a slap round the face, which I would have probably been given if I found her.
I found £30 when I was in a night club in Nottingham at Xmas
For my 40th, in a few years I am going to buy me a giggolo!
I have always wanted to pay a man for sex. If he is a minger though I will want a refund. I will do him as he is there but I will want every penny back.
Quote: Paul W @ February 10, 2008, 4:20 PMI found £30 when I was in a night club in Nottingham at Xmas
And probably spent £50 on beer.
£50 quid are you insane? costs that to get out of the toilets with those physco people who have mints and shit on the plates and wont let you past.
Quote: Aaron @ February 10, 2008, 5:17 PMAnd probably spent £50 on beer.
£30... it was 90's night so I think the prices were that of the 90's too.
Quote: Charley @ February 10, 2008, 4:27 PMFor my 40th, in a few years I am going to buy me a giggolo!
Is that something to tickle your fancy?
I was going to say Idon't remember my 18th - it was so long ago - but now I think about it I watched the World Cup - Scotland v New Zealand I think - then went with some mates from Art School for a meal at a girls house. The 2 other blokes went cluvving leaving me with 3 girls. I went to bed - alone! Sad eh?
Oh - and Happy belated birthday by the way.