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Quote: lofthouse @ May 2 2013, 9:47 PM BST

Lofty is 40 tomorrow

But feels like 80

:/

Congrats Lofty, just in case I don't see you tomorrow.

Taaaaa!!!!

Happy birthday Lofty, you young whipper snapper, hope you have a great one Wave

I happen to know (because I just saw it on telly) that you are younger than Peter Andre.
So that's nice!

Quote: zooo @ May 2 2013, 10:26 PM BST

I happen to know (because I just saw it on telly) that you are younger than Peter Andre.
So that's nice!

And he's got a better body !

Quote: lofthouse @ May 2 2013, 9:47 PM BST

Lofty is 40 tomorrow

But feels like 80

:/

Someone just got themselves a Birthday Thread.
David? If I may...

Seem to be coming down with a cold. Just in time for the weekend.

This is going to sound really racist but I had no idea that Australians got colds?

Then again it's not a racist sounding as my banned post on the 'Friends of Fiji' website in which I accused them of be Hawiians!

Despite being quite warm and sunny, Chip still zipped his jacket up to his chin this morning. It was a good look with the sunglasses.

I just read the Hebrew tattoo of someone who came into the office... I read it and as I'm learning new words... I say "Sarat? What does that mean?"... he replies "It's Sarah right? I hope it says Sarah"...

*Awkward pause*

Me - "Yeah that's Sarah... I just mistook the H for a T".

I hope that lie was seen as a white lie.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ May 3 2013, 8:34 AM BST

This is going to sound really racist but I had no idea that Australians got colds?

Even in summer sometimes. Really horrible having a cold when it's 30C outside.

Quote: L.E. @ May 3 2013, 11:52 AM BST

I just read the Hebrew tattoo of someone who came into the office... I read it and as I'm learning new words... I say "Sarat? What does that mean?"... he replies "It's Sarah right? I hope it says Sarah"...

*Awkward pause*

Me - "Yeah that's Sarah... I just mistook the H for a T".

I hope that lie was seen as a white lie.

Laughing out loud Poor shlub, now paranoid about his bad tattoo.

I feel bad.

Ordered a silk 'made to measure' suit from China via EBay.

Had to measure my body all over and send the details...

It came today creased and crumpled to f*** but it fits perfectly and is very snazzy :)

You could really ruin a lot of people's day if you just went around misinterpreting their tattoos.

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