A man of 30 (Keith) is giving a motivational speech. He is dressed in full army clothing with a Massive British flag wavering in the background.
KEITH
Alright men, we may be a small army, but we have the heart of a thousand men! We have been chosen to lead our country into battle and we will keep our promise we made to the queen of England. We must fight until we have full con-
Keith is Interrupted (the camera still on Keith)
ANDY
Shut up will ya
KEITH
Excuse me?
(The camera now on Andy) holding an xbox 360 controller
ANDY
For F**k sake Keith were playing Call of duty were not going into battle
Andy pointing
ANDY (CONTD)
Now pull that flag down, turn that f**king fan off and sit down.
Keith with a very child like mime of Andy telling him off. Keith sits down next to an unamused Andy.
ANDY
Every time we play call of duty Keith?...really?
A sulking Keith mutters
KEITH
I just thought I'd add a bit of drama (beat) can I play?
Andy just stars into Keith's eyes as if to say 'f**k off' and then looks back at the TV.
The End.