Quote: L.E. @ May 2 2013, 9:26 AM BSTBut it feels nice in there!
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 2 2013, 9:51 AM BSTOne of my migraine friends has arrived just in time for the weekend....it will rue the day.
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Aww thank you zooo, I was only thinking yesterday that I hadn't had a migraine for a while 
Now it's given me a craving for hot buttered toast on thick bread, well if it insists..
Quote: Will Cam @ April 29 2013, 8:25 PM BSTWill Cam has a washing machine that beeps when it it finished. It beeps for about a f**king bastard hour.
OUR WILL CAM IS SITTING IN T'PARLOUR IN NOW BUT HIS FLAT CAP.
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OUR WILL CAM
That bastard machine is still bastard.
MRS OUR WILL CAM OOV
Oh give over our Will Cam ya miserable bastard it's t'new technology, everyone one has one of them new fangled washing machines.
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OUR WILL CAM
Yeh well it's not washing my bastard clobber; not me trousers nor ma grundies. I haven't a stitch to wear and I can't go to t'local in the nudey. There's only one bastard pub you can go to int'all together and I got gang raped there.
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MRS OUR WILL CAM
Didn't stop you going twice then, thou degenerate pervert. You only stopped going because the beer was 3 shillings, tight wad.
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OUR WILL CAM
I will happens that maybe, but that bastard electric bastard washing machine not only beeps, it doesn't wash ma pants and it's blocking my view of thou bastard television.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL THAT MRS OUR WILL CAM IS SHAGGING THE WASHING MACHINE ON A BED PARKED INFRONT OF T'WIRELESS. THE WASHINE MACHINE IS INFACT PETER KAY IN A WASHING MACHINE COSTUME MADE OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX AND TINFOIL
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OUR WILL CAM
I'm off down t'gay pub and I'm taking t'bastard whippet with me.
OUR WILL CAM WALKS OUT THE DOOR IN NOTHING BUT HIS FLAT CAP AND HOB NAILED BOOTS DRAGGING AN UNWILLING SOOTYJ, WHO HAS BEEN SPRAY PAINTED PINK WITH GLITTER AND HAS
"Whippet out!" DYED INTO HIS FUR IN PURPLE
The big reveal is a bit of a shocker Sooty.
Needs a holiday again. Only had one recently so the weekend will have to do for now.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 2 2013, 10:03 AM BSTAww thank you zooo, I was only thinking yesterday that I hadn't had a migraine for a while
Now it's given me a craving for hot buttered toast on thick bread, well if it insists..
Toast ON bread? I don't know if I could handle that amount of carbohydrates!
Are you back, L.E.? I thought you have a new job.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 2 2013, 10:03 AM BSTAww thank you zooo, I was only thinking yesterday that I hadn't had a migraine for a while
Now it's given me a craving for hot buttered toast on thick bread, well if it insists..
YUM!
It's not as warm as Ben was expecting, so he's eating sandwiches in his car rather than out on the grass.
Chip doesn't mind telling you he feels quite light headed. A manly fainting may be in order.
Quote: evan rubivellian @ May 2 2013, 12:07 PM BSTToast ON bread? I don't know if I could handle that amount of carbohydrates!
It's just the way us Irish talk Evan 
Quote: chipolata @ May 2 2013, 2:13 PM BSTChip doesn't mind telling you he feels quite light headed. A manly fainting may be in order.
Perhaps a medicinal satsuma?
Again: Is L.E. back? (I'll start a "Is L.E. back?"-thread if nobody answers)
Lol. Well, she's posting, so she must be!
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ May 2 2013, 2:25 PM BSTI'll start a "..."-thread if nobody answers
Ah, what a powerful new weapon! (Thanks, David Smith)