To Lynn: "Was that a snub-nosed UZI?"
"Well done Lynn, that was text-book"
Best Alan Partridge quote or scene Page 5
Jackanackanory!
For some reason I do not have a favourite quote or scene for this because I couldn't find anything funny.
Quote: David Smith @ April 17 2013, 9:15 PM BSTFor some reason I do not have a favourite quote or scene for this because I couldn't find anything funny.
I'm Alan Partridge is one of the funniest comedies around, David!!! 
Quote: G180e @ April 19 2013, 5:36 PM BSTI'm Alan Partridge is one of the funniest comedies around, David!!!
That's the truth!
To be honest it didn't make me laugh at all because I am not that keen on Steve Coogan.
Quote: David Smith @ April 21 2013, 6:55 PM BSTTo be honest it didn't make me laugh at all because I am not that keen on Steve Coogan.
That's not toast, that's hot floppy bread!
Quote: Harry315 @ April 27 2013, 10:11 PM BSTThat's not toast, that's hot floppy bread!
Same episode:
Michael (about his romantic adventure): "Aye. I come back this morning on a National Express coach. It was sort of like an SAS operation, you know. Your mission: Gan 'til Cardiff, have full sex with a woman, come back on the coach. Sort of like Operation Bravo-Two-Zero."
Alan: "I think in your case, Michael. It was Bravo-Six-Zero. By Randy McNab!"
Michael: "Hey, Randy McNob!"
Alan: "Stop that now."
When Alan finally escapes from Jed.
Alan: There's no way, you big spastic! You're a mentalist!
Leicester
What??
Leicester
no....
Leeds.
In Cockney voice
"with a little bit"
"with a little bit"
"with a little bit of blooming luck"
Quote: whatkindoffoolami @ April 29 2013, 6:05 AM BSTIn Cockney voice
"with a little bit"
"with a little bit"
"with a little bit of blooming luck"
It's My Fair Lady, zooo...
Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome... properly policed; it must not, repeat not, turn into an all night rave.
"Lynn, I've got me foot stuck on a spike!!!"
