I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,202

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 27 2013, 10:04 PM BST

...raison d'etre !

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"Laboratory Garnier!"

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ April 28 2013, 9:40 AM BST

"Laboratory Garnier!"

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If they wanted to watch slow moving drips they should watch

INSERT NAME OF FOOTBALL TEAM

Stalagmite FC?

What did the prisoners in colditz call the amazing bed bug football team they trained to alleviate the boredom?

Quote: Rob H @ April 28 2013, 11:37 AM BST

Stalag mite FC?

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STANDARD SELF CONGRATULATORY REMARK

New Italian government gets "proper welcome"

http://www.ansa.it/web/notizie/rubriche/english/2013/04/28/Shoot-injures-two-police-one-passerby-Rome-center_8623904.html

a nation in dire need of good quality Colonialism

There was young girl from Devizes . . . . . . . .

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4904826/housewife-botched-boob-job.html

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 28 2013, 3:15 PM BST

There was young girl from Devizes . . . . . . . .

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4904826/housewife-botched-boob-job.html

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Jesus!
That pic needs some kind of warning.
I'm not sure I'll be able to keep my tea down.

Quote: Lazzard @ April 28 2013, 4:34 PM BST

Jesus!
That pic needs some kind of warning.
I'm not sure I'll be able to keep my tea down.

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Sometimes I wish I were blind...

You clicked the words 'botched boob job'! You deserve anything you get.

I sometimes hope that the "botch" is that they made them too big.

Oh dear.

That's just terribly sad, I wonder how badly she needed the money to allow them to use that photo.

I won't even post the picture of the butt implants gone wrong.

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 28 2013, 3:15 PM BST

There was young girl from Devizes . . . . . . . .

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4904826/housewife-botched-boob-job.html

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At least she remembered to put her make-up on. Much better.

Crikey

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