Heather Mills

Is this a bit of a clichéd one?

Int. Office

A solicitor is sat at his desk. Heather Mills enters and sits at the desk.

Solicitor: Ah Miss Heather Mills!

Heather: Hello.

Solicitor: So, you’ve come to discuss your divorce settlement.

Heather: Yes that’s right.

Solicitor: Right, well, you do need to take into account the following: You’ve made wild claims that Paul McCartney beat you. You’ve been accused of being unfaithful. You’ve cried on live television and for some reason appeared on Dancing on Ice USA.

Heather: So, what are you saying?

Solicitor: Frankly, your case is a lot like you. It hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

Quote: Winterlight @ February 10, 2008, 12:08 PM

Is this a bit of a clichéd one?

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I fear that it is really. Too many hopping on that particular bandwagon >_<

Yeah some may see this as a bit limp! But i liked it.

Not bad, but would work better as a one liner.

Yep, I was waiting for the leg joke, and sure enough, it delivered!

If you could add in a gag about beadles small willy (although on the other hand) you could tour playgrounds everywhere.

Harsh aside, it must be a gag that exists in more variations than "why did the chicken" and there, about as funny.

Even google agrees

Results 1 - 10 of about 54,800 for heather mills leg to stand on. (0.24 seconds)

Yeah! Time this one was kicked into touch!

I think I'll can it then!

Just pulling your leg Winterlight. Didn't mean to put my foot in it!

In the News of the World, some ex shag of Ms Mills is quoted as saying "She got so turned on by me playing with her leg"
Gosh! Now there is a sketch! Can the woman feels so much emotional attachment to it that she can actually feel through it.
It was ok Winterllight. Not too your usual standard though. IMO!!

Does the leg vibrate by any chance?

No idea! But a sketch can become of it. I am sure.

Quote: Up4it @ February 10, 2008, 3:27 PM

Just pulling your leg Winterlight. Didn't mean to put my foot in it!

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I thought this sketch was a bit wooden.

I took it in my stride, but I'd have liked a joke about Paul McCartney sweeping her off her foot.