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Quote: Chappers @ April 25 2013, 11:53 PM BST

Just found out that Redhill who play about a 2 minute walk away are second in their league.

Not that I'm a glory hunter or anything.........

That's how MU 'fans' start . . be careful or you'll be singing the praises of Red Conk before long !

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 26 2013, 12:07 AM BST

That's how MU 'fans' start . . be careful or you'll be singing the praises of Red Conk before long !

They don't live anywhere near Old Trashford though!

Once again Chelsea very nearly pay the price for cruising when we should be consolidating.
Bad luck Gordon Bennett - they put up a good show.
And remember - it's never to late to f**k up - not where Chelsea are concerned.

Luiz should have been off!

Dirty bastard

Quote: Lazzard @ April 26 2013, 9:11 AM BST

Once again Chelsea very nearly pay the price for cruising when we should be consolidating.
Bad luck Gordon Bennett - they put up a good show.
And remember - it's never to late to f**k up - not where Chelsea are concerned.

Chelsea is better equipped than Basel on evey position. What's annoying is that Chelsea wasn't invincible yesterday (they never were in this season as far as I can see). So with a bit of luck (like we had in the rounds before) there would have been a chance for us. And Chelsea couldn't have complained...as you said that would have been the price for cruising.
I think the dream is over for us. So, when Chelsea reaches the final I want them to win the title goddammit.

Off to see AFC Wimbledon attempt to retain their hard-fought league status tomorrow.

I want Rafa to win a cup for Chelsea

Lets hope Chelsea haven't had more bitten out than they can chew

Quote: Billy Bunter @ April 26 2013, 10:47 PM BST

Off to see AFC Wimbledon attempt to retain their hard-fought league status tomorrow.

Jesus another AFC fan, we must be rarer than a town center without a Costa Wave

Quote: Pingl @ April 26 2013, 11:01 PM BST

Lets hope Chelsea haven't had more bitten out than they can chew

Jesus another AFC fan, we must be rarer than a town center without a Costa Wave

You were always a bit higher level than Sutton was when I was young and I hated them. Then when they got into the league I had a lot of respect for them - brilliant when they beat Liverpool in the Cup Final!

Had a soft spot ever since - even though they by-passed Sutton on the way back up.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ April 26 2013, 10:47 PM BST

Off to see AFC Wimbledon attempt to retain their hard-fought league status tomorrow.

I was going to go today, but my wife has scuppered those plans. :(

Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2013, 2:42 PM BST

I was going to go today, but my wife has scuppered those plans. :(

When will you learn, Rob H?! Women and football do not mix!

Like oil and water, Benjamin.

Instead I get to take mini-Rob* to have his haircut. Or rather to correct the haircut I gave him in the week.

*This is my youngest son, not my penis.

Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2013, 2:49 PM BST

*This is my youngest son, not my penis.

That's mini-rub.

Quote: Badge @ April 27 2013, 2:55 PM BST

That's mini-rub.

Ooo Badge, you are a one. *rubs mini-rub*

Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2013, 2:49 PM BST

Like oil and water, Benjamin.

Instead I get to take mini-Rob* to have his haircut. Or rather to correct the haircut I gave him in the week.

*This is my youngest son, not my penis.

I always get the boy's haircuts wrong.
But when I suggest the dear lady wife take them - thus cutting out the middle man - she won't have it.
Instead I have to learn by heart some bizarre foreign language that's meant to describe how the boys hair should look.
I, of course, ignore this and just ask for "general tidy-up".
And get a bollocking.

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