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Tim is a very sensitive and caring lover

But I wish he wouldnt wipe his dick on the curtains after he's finished

Lofthouse is so nice he let Oxfam have his old curtains.

Gordon Bennett has lovely silky soft hands.

Chips posts are seldom wasted

Freve's moustache tickles.

Lee is a clever chimp.

Quote: Lee @ April 26 2013, 11:45 PM BST

Freve's moustache tickles.

Who's Freve? A member of Abba?

Tim's name always reminds me of blue skies

Stephen has a pulse.

Tim is probably the only person I know who keeps his dignity when he's pissing his pants during his drunken state. Even then a work of art.

Gordy is a gentleman and never ever pees in the shower

But he has been known to shit in the bath

Although he doesn't like to talk about it, Lofthouse spends 3 hours every Friday night privately tutoring a local orphan.

Quote: chipolata @ April 29 2013, 8:15 AM BST

Although he doesn't like to talk about it, Lofthouse spends 3 hours every Friday night privately tutoring a local orphan.

Yeah, and this orphan is blonde and likes wearing thongs.

Chip look is looking good with a blonde wig and a thong.

No, sorry... I'll come back.

The world needs a hero, there's no doubt about it.
But who can do this job that's sometimes a bit sordid?
I know a man who's good as it gets,
It's our own David Smith, the King Of Threads.

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