Lazzard
Saturday 27th April 2013 3:18pm
Ludlow
8,899 posts
Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2013, 2:49 PM BST
Like oil and water, Benjamin.
Instead I get to take mini-Rob* to have his haircut. Or rather to correct the haircut I gave him in the week.
*This is my youngest son, not my penis.
I always get the boy's haircuts wrong.
But when I suggest the dear lady wife take them - thus cutting out the middle man - she won't have it.
Instead I have to learn by heart some bizarre foreign language that's meant to describe how the boys hair should look.
I, of course, ignore this and just ask for "general tidy-up".
And get a bollocking.