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Your 18th Birthday Page 2

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I told you. It was the fault of my first pink Rayleigh bike & the way the saddle made me feel.

Quote: Charley @ February 10, 2008, 1:15 AM

I told you. It was the fault of my first pink Rayleigh bike & the way the saddle made me feel.

What, it made you feel an erect penis sliding into your vagina?

That's one powerful bike.

...where can I buy one?

Specialist shops.

(Halfords stopped stocking them after a particularly messy incident in 1992.)

I reckon that bike broke my hymen. Sex never hurt first time.

Or maybe you only felt a little prick.

Quote: Aaron @ February 10, 2008, 1:28 AM

Or maybe you only felt a little prick.

No hun. That saddle was pretty big & I got it all in.

... Is anyone else now feeling quite ill? :-/

aaron I am but thats probabaly because of the fosters lol .I kniw ill look at this tomorrow and regret it.

I'm fairly sure of that too.

:P

aaron on a serious note, i think this site is boss!! its rele helped my writing. Do you (honestly) think my shetches and stuff have got better since i first joined?

I don't think I did anything. I've never really had burpdays myself growning up so they tend to be a non event. Think I probably had a lie in then went shopping. My usual weekend!

Quote: Paul Carroll @ February 10, 2008, 1:49 AM

aaron on a serious note, i think this site is boss!! its rele helped my writing. Do you (honestly) think my shetches and stuff have got better since i first joined?

I very rarely read the sketches I'm afraid. I'm sure that someone can answer though.

Happy birthday Paul. Yes like you i got totally wasted. And my 21st, 30th, 40th and a few other birthdays in between.

On my 18th I had sex with not 1, not 2, not even 3 but 0 ladies :(

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