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Quote: zooo @ April 23 2013, 7:15 PM BST

Did you have your Alf outfit on?

Oh yes...that's it. :D

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Awwwwwwwwwww.

They are just the prettiest of aaaaaall the animals.

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So many lols.

One of My Cats had a Plastic cone thing around their head last night because the vets had attempted a procedure on their eye.
He was a bit distressed about it & slightly disorientated.

I let him out to go to the loo but then he kept running away trying to get the thing off his neck, when I tried to pick him up I got well & truly scratched, he was obviously a bit frightened.

He ended up under a car a few doors down, so I stayed nearby as I didn't want to scare him any further away.
I had noticed a few foxes in the park starting to take notice & move towards where he was.
I stayed nearby as I wasn't sure he'd be able to defend himself in that state.
So I was keen to at least get the plastic collar thing off so he wasn't incumbered in any way. but as he was a bit frightened this wasn't easy but I couldn't just leave him with the Foxes trying to move in.

Eventually laying next to the car at 1.30 AM in my dressing gown I managed to coax him close enough to grab the plastic collar & get it off.

I then stayed by the park shooing the Foxes away and making sure they weren't sneaking up. after a while of this I turned to see the Cat watching me from on top of a wall.

Eventually he kind of followed me from a distance back to our garden, but wouldn't come in until I turned my back.

I was forgiven in the morning though when his food bowl was empty.

Awww, you're a very good cat daddy indeed.

www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/04/24/nothing-to-see-here-just-a-cat-dressed-as-a-shark-chasing-a-duckling-on-a-robotic-vacuum-cleaner/

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Quote: zooo @ April 24 2013, 3:05 PM BST

Awww, you're a very good cat daddy indeed.

Heaven is assured.

Sainthood will depend on the amount of cat sick cleaned up.

Me ! Me ! Me ! Choose me . . . .

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Quote: Oldrocker @ April 25 2013, 12:27 AM BST

Me ! Me ! Me ! Choose me . . . .

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I like the one on the right best.

I'd drown the others...

Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2013, 9:50 PM BST

I like the one on the right best.

I'd drown the others...

You bastard!

Quote: Rob H @ April 27 2013, 9:50 PM BST

I'd drown the others...

ZOOO !

Hi, sorry I'm just a bit busy at the moment, drowning Rob H.

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