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Quote: Lee @ April 24 2013, 10:26 AM BST

you talk about your lesbian football

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Ha - lesbian football!

*Pummels you*

You're a naughty boy.

*smushes with boobies*

Quote: L.E. @ April 24 2013, 10:45 AM BST

You're a naughty boy.

*smushes with boobies*

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That'll teach him!

*pops hand up in the air*

I'm a naughty boy too!!!!!

Quote: zooo @ April 24 2013, 3:09 PM BST

That'll teach him!

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She's strict but fair.

Quote: lofthouse @ April 24 2013, 3:11 PM BST

*pops hand up in the air*

I'm a naughty boy too!!!!!

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No, you're the messiah.

Quote: Lee @ April 24 2013, 4:00 PM BST

No, you're the messiah.

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And what about the last temptation of Christ?

Drinking a cup of coffee. And by doing such a thing at this time of night I think I've finally tapped into that rock star lifestyle I crave.

Ben could murder a suet pudding. I'd probably come clean under police pressure though.

Wahey!

The "why game"-thread turned out to be far more entertaining than I initially thought. Thanks David Smith, you gave me a damn good laugh!