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Crumpets are the best.

Quote: Lee @ April 22 2013, 9:41 PM BST

Crumpets are the best.

Pikelets !

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It's a Black Country thang, y'all wouldn't understand !

Crumplets

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 22 2013, 10:08 PM BST

Pikelets !

No it's not. I've had pikelets and they're nice but I prefer the full crumpet as it absorbs more butter.

Pikelet?

Isn't that the offspring of a gypsy?

Uh oh, another confusing food semantics incident!

Like I said - 'Y'all wouldn't understand.'

What everyone else calls crumpets, we call pikelets.

Irrespective as to whether there is an alternative.

So what do you do when you want a crumpet?

Hi Oldrocker, how did your "get stuffed, boss"-plan work out?

I have Google imaged pikelets, and quite frankly I find them quite suspicious.

Quote: Lee @ April 22 2013, 10:24 PM BST

So what do you do when you want a crumpet?

Drive slowly.

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 22 2013, 10:27 PM BST

Drive slowly.

Unimpressed I don't get that.

Quote: Lee @ April 22 2013, 10:30 PM BST

Unimpressed I don't get that.

http://bit.ly/17SYqUv Whistling nnocently

Curb*

My speeling iz awful tonite.

Ahh now I geddit. What you smoking and can I have some?

:D Nowt and no! :D

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