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Magic Vending Machine Game! Page 2

You don't get this do you! Eh?

Who?

All you guys.!

Oh. Your turn.

*inserts a dog*

I put a quid in

And ... hang on... nothings come out

*bangs on machine*

Give me my rubber jonnys

GIVE ME MY RUBBER JONNYS YOU BASTARD

Quote: David Smith @ April 22 2013, 9:58 PM BST

*inserts a dog*

Is an anagram of 'Reading Toss'

Quote: David Smith @ April 22 2013, 9:58 PM BST

*inserts a dog*

Ah! I get the idea now.

*gets nothing, forever*

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 22 2013, 9:53 PM BST

Inserts: my penis.

Gets: AIDs?

At Last Badge someone understands.

*inserts me*

Quote: Will Cam @ April 22 2013, 10:00 PM BST

Is an anagram of 'Reading Toss'

And also 'Assigned Rot'

Quote: Badge @ April 22 2013, 10:00 PM BST

*gets nothing, forever*

Your turn?

Quote: Badge @ April 22 2013, 9:53 PM BST

No point, I'll only get nothing back. Forever.

You're a miserable c**t but you make me laugh

Quote: lofthouse @ April 22 2013, 9:59 PM BST

I put a quid in

And ... hang on... nothings come out

*bangs on machine*

Give me my rubber jonnys

GIVE ME MY RUBBER JONNYS YOU BASTARD

Lofty please keep putting pound coins through my letter box

Lofty please stop kicking my front door

Quote: David Smith @ April 22 2013, 9:39 PM BST

Ok, here's a new game...

Here's how you play: You're in front of a Vending machine. Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!

For example:

Person1: Inserts £1

Person2: You get <insert answer here>

Inserts Banana...

Okay. I hope this goes well.

I'll start...

*inserts a burger*

And gets 2 rats and a horse

Puts a midget in the slot

What happens when I insert a different Magic Vending Machine Game?

Gets a Honda Civic

Inserts a Ford Focus.

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