Quote: billwill @ April 18 2013, 8:21 PM BSThis Chimp Skin into a handy cushion.
Sounds wrong, very wrong!
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I am definitely becoming a bit of a catch for some very exalted people !
[i]Dear Beloved,
My name is Sofia Farkash Gaddafi ,the second wife of the Libyan leader. We came to know each other in 1971 when Gaddafi was admitted to a hospital where I worked as a nurse. We got married the same year and have 6 sons and one daughter.
please just accept my request and help me. My husband was killed by the rebels after facing difficulties in Libya but were secretly relocated to South Africa from there now to the United Kingdom to seek asylum.in United Nation Before my husband was killed by rebels,He told me that he deposited the sum of U$ Twenty million United States Dollars in a security Vaul in Malaysia (Us$20,000.000.00) and he gave me a file that contains all the documents also instructed me in future if we want to start any business that I should look for a foreign partner who can help us to receive the fund into his account, if you are willing to assist us to claim this money and to transfer it into your account, I and my son will welcome you as one family.
So after a successful process by helping us to claim this money, 40% percent of the total funds will go to you and my son will come to your country immediately to start up a business with your assistance because we need you guidance,so we will be able to start a new life in your country.as we are having you as our life partner.and family too.
You can found out some of the truth on this web bellow:
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I shall give you the contact information of the SECURITY VAULT as soon as you indicate your interest, I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law as it is a 100% risk free venture.
Kindly indicate your interest in assisting my family by providing the basic Information such
as Full name, Address, Age, occupation and cell number.
You can contact me through this the Email: address
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Thanks for your cooperation in advance.
Sincerely yours
Mrs.Safia Farkash Gaddafi
Holy crap!
See what I mean ? I'm going places !
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The man across the road is finally taking down the scaffolding from the front of his house. There's a lot of very loud hammering, no doubt because the bloody stuff is well rusted. I suppose that's what happens when you leave scaffolding up for 20 months. 
Not looking foward to work tomorrow. Going to be really stressful. One situation couldn't have been prevented and no ones fault. The second is mine (accidently but stupidly) and going to have people upse.
Here I go then !
Off to work. Not worn a shirt and tie for six months !
Complete with undated but signed 'stick your job up your arse, I'm retiring!' letter in my pocket.
I'll report back later . . . .
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 22 2013, 11:29 AM BSTHere I go then !
Off to work. Not worn a shirt and tie for six months !
Complete with undated but signed 'stick your job up your arse, I'm retiring!' letter in my pocket.
I'll report back later . . . .
Good Luck!
Trying to decide what to eat for supper. It might just end up being a big bowl of beans.
Quote: Ben @ April 22 2013, 8:49 PM BSTTrying to decide what to eat for supper. It might just end up being a big bowl of beans.
I always finish the day with a bowl of cereal. But that's just me, you go your own way, son.
I had crumpets
Shit
Don't know why I keep buying them
Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 22 2013, 8:53 PM BSTI always finish the day with a bowl of cereal. But that's just me, you go your own way, son.
You finally bought a bowl?
Quote: lofthouse @ April 22 2013, 9:29 PM BSTI had crumpets
No need for boasting.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 22 2013, 8:53 PM BSTI always finish the day with a bowl of cereal. But that's just me, you go your own way, son.
Oh just remembered I bought rice crispies today. Much to my daughters distain, she suggested Special K. I'll disown her!
Ooh, I love crumpets.
Haven't had Rice Crispies for ages!