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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,194

Quote: lofthouse @ April 18 2013, 8:45 PM BST

You sent us home and away

So count yourself lucky you get anything at all from us

Does Coronation Street still have the same theme tune?

Ken Barlow still plays it on his harmonica

Quote: lofthouse @ April 18 2013, 9:09 PM BST

This dictatorship will run the whole planet in about 50 years time

be afraid

Not me !

I'll be 116 years old then and I suspect I won't really give a f**k !

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 18 2013, 9:29 PM BST

Ken Barlow still plays it on his harmonica

Laughing out loud

Hoy has retired from cycling.

Like I give a stuff.

Can you tell who it is yet?
Yes, you can, according to the BBC

:(

Quote: Nil Putters @ March 30 2013, 10:01 PM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21972689

Can you guess who it is yet?

*shouldn't feel so smug in the circumstances*

Sky News is still calling him "an 83-year-old man" on their ticker.

It's not official.

This whole on-going Boston story is like a movie or something.

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2013, 10:33 AM BST

This whole on-going Boston story is like a movie or something.

It most probably will be one...with Denzil Washington or Nicholas Cage in role of the chief investigator.

America certainly knows how to stage a big News Event. British events always look a bit naff in comparison (accept 7/7, that was quite exciting, and Moaty wasn't bad).

I'll probably be glued to News 24 today. Even though nothing else will probably happen. I want them to catch the other bloke alive for once, so we can find out why they did it. He's bound to go down in a hail of bullets though, shame.

Always switch to Sky News for this kind of rolling news. If you're looking for excitement, it's got more of a pulse than the Beeb.

I'm doing the old fliperooni.

(Getting quite bored though. And as it's only on in the background, will probably miss anything important anyway.)

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