So, sootyj, what's your boyfriend's favourite sexual position?
Quote: sootyj @ April 17 2013, 11:30 PM BSToccaisonal Goblin
Keep him keen, you don't want to lose him. 
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Hey Putters what did you say when your boyfriend became a roadie for an experimental British rock band who had a hit with Night Train?
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 17 2013, 11:36 PM BSTKeep him keen, you don't want to lose him.
Wimp
SootyJ in your experience how does one pronounce the word Gimp while wearing a snooker ball in your mouth
Quote: sootyj @ April 17 2013, 11:41 PM BSTWimp
So what's the big attraction at Steve Sunshine's super world of spoonerisms?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 17 2013, 11:46 PM BSTexperience how one pronouncse the word Gimp while wearing a snooker ball in your mouth
I'd sick with the turkey fighting Steve I really would.
I love it when you typo my quotes you sexy poppinjay
Quote: David Bussell @ April 17 2013, 11:11 PM BSTLooking at my profile I see I've been here since 2006 also. Thinking about it now, a seven year commitment to a comedy forum involving almost five figures worth of posts seems like a pretty severe investment of time, so I've decided to bow out at 10,000. It's been a hell of a time, BCG, but change must come to us all. I look forward to our last few moments together.
Shock horror 
But David you are in my all time top 1000 people called David:
1) Hasselhoff
2) David the second king of the United Kingdom of Israel
3) Coleman
...
...
...
999) Icke
1000) Bussell
Booyah. To will. I. Cam
Quote: Will Cam @ April 18 2013, 9:05 AM BSTShock horror
But David you are in my all time top 1000 people called David:
1) Hasselhoff
2) ...
In my world "The Hoff" isn't No. 1...he's above that; he's God.
Quote: David Bussell @ April 17 2013, 11:11 PM BSTLooking at my profile I see I've been here since 2006 also. Thinking about it now, a seven year commitment to a comedy forum involving almost five figures worth of posts seems like a pretty severe investment of time, so I've decided to bow out at 10,000. It's been a hell of a time, BCG, but change must come to us all. I look forward to our last few moments together.
Oh not another "I'm quitting the site" bollocks message. *yawn*
I think I've seen about 20 of these - 90% are still here.
It's those that leave without saying goodbye - now those are the quitters I respect.
Quote: L.E. @ April 18 2013, 4:28 PM BSTOh not another "I'm quitting the site" bollocks message. *yawn*
I think I've seen about 20 of these - 90% are still here.
It's those that leave without saying goodbye - now those are the quitters I respect.
The 10,000th post is always a bit emotional, Ellie. It's a time for deep thought and reflection, so just let Bussell cry like a baby. He'll soon come to his senses and realise he's here forever. If only in our hearts.
Quote: David Bussell @ April 17 2013, 11:11 PM BSTLooking at my profile I see I've been here since 2006 also. Thinking about it now, a seven year commitment to a comedy forum involving almost five figures worth of posts seems like a pretty severe investment of time, so I've decided to bow out at 10,000. It's been a hell of a time, BCG, but change must come to us all. I look forward to our last few moments together.
Going on 9,999 would be the cool thing to do.
Maybe Aaron should fix it so that it wraps back around to zero after 9,999 so that frequent posters have to re-earn our trust all over again.
Better still, after 1.
Quote: Badge @ April 18 2013, 8:25 PM BSTBetter still, after 1.
It's not the Binary Comedy Guide.
I hate these people that post only 10,000 or so times & expect us to watch one of their videos & then we never see them again.