People who say Stotes when they're clearly weasels. F**kin' morons.
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People who smoke.
Like meats?
No I meant people who smoke Ilegal Drugs.
A capital offence.
I know but it annoys me though because people make a lot of money selling them.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 18 2013, 5:33 PM BSTPeople who say 'totes'.
Blates.
Quote: David Smith @ April 18 2013, 6:26 PM BSTNo I meant people who smoke Ilegal Drugs.
Boooo!
Who would you rather bump into, four drunks looking for a fight or four potheads looking for a kebab?
The prohibition of drugs has created the gangsters we face today and the only reason they stay illegal is to create a black market cash economy.
If they took away the pot market two thirds of kids on housing estates from Bristol to Bournemouth and from Norfolk to Newcastle an Liverpool to London would lose their livelihoods from muling to moving and from selling growing.
And what would these kids do then ?
Whatever it was it would be of such force that the government would face serious questions as these kids strove to maintain an existence.
Powder is different but pot, its just a herb like a hop.
W
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 18 2013, 11:53 AM BSTToilet rolls where the two layers don't line up !
It's 2013 not 1713 !!
That's your fault. You didn't open it right.
Separate two layers, grab the end of the top layer and unwind it over the roll one turn. The tear holes should then line up.
Billwill feels he has done his duty for today in informing you of this act of engineering.
Having to speak to demented pensioners on the phone at work
Today I had an elderly scotsman pleading for some discount on his order
He said , and I quote
"c'mon man! I'm a poor Scotsman, I have tee wear a kilt as I canny afford any trooosers!"
Long films....
I just bought Scarface on DVD
After reading the back cover I realise I now need to set aside nearly three bloody hours to watch the damn thing
Mnyarrrrgrrrrrfumphhhh
I love long films, I recently "acquired" Dances With Wolves as I haven't seen it for YEARS (and if you don't like The Costner, f**k you) anyway, this has a cool running time of 3 hours and 50 mins 
I f**king love getting lost in films like that, especially early period American drama!
Quote: lofthouse @ April 18 2013, 9:16 PM BSTLong films....
I just bought Scarface on DVD
After reading the back cover I realise I now need to set aside nearly three bloody hours to watch the damn thing
Mnyarrrrgrrrrrfumphhhh
It's a while since I saw that, but I don't think it feels as long as it is, cos it's so much darn fun.