Hi all,
So long story short - My other half and I are getting married in November and for table names, we are going with comedy couples.. so each table will have a card with the couples name, a picture and a quote (ideally but not neccessarily marriage/relationship related)
Below is the ones we have so far that we are reasonably happy with (but definitely open to better suggestions!)and the couples we are stuck on. If any of you guys wanna flex your considerable comedy knowledge muscles and help us out, we'd be really grateful.. Delighted and intrigued to hear any suggestions you have! (we've found it trickier than first thought) Thanks a lot folks..
Shane
Basil and Sybil -
It's nice to share a moment like that, isn't it, dear? It's what marriage is all about. I know - I read it on the back of a matchbox.
Del and Raquel
Derek, will you get it into your thick skull: I'm not trying to meet intelligent and sensitive people, I'm happy with you
Homer and Marge -
What is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as "the process of removing weeds from ones garden"
Frank and Betty -
Betty: Our marriage was a great shock to her, she wanted me to marry someone else.
Frank: Who?
Betty : No-one in particular, just someone else.
Cam and Mitchell -
Cameron Tucker: I could so be a womanizer.
Mitchell Pritchett: Or you could be someone who just stepped out of a machine called the Womanizer.
Richard and Hyacinth -
Richard, is this the first chink in our marriage? I've heard about men in mid-life crisis. Now I'm warning you, Richard, I will not have you being unfaithful to my hats
Tom and Barbara -
Sheldon and Amy -
Peter and Lois -
Tim and Dawn -
Dave and Denise -
