Because life sucks and it's not fair.
I'm sick of seeing suffering people in the third world who don't care about my problems.
And besides this is good practice for the new selfish Conservative world we live in.
1 It's so expensive for the first bus trip on a monday morning when I forgot to recharge my oyster on a sunday.
2 Zebras.
3 My babaganouche had far too much lemon in it this evening,
My macaroni and cheese was a bit too cheesy today. Plus I put too much dijon mustard in it.
Too much mustard and too much cheese?
It's a real first world tragedy we didn't get to swop dinners.
Normally I don't believe in the concept of too much cheese. But today it happened.
Macaroni cheese needs a certain degree of runniness.
I had insomnia last night and was so bored I watched the Krays on ITV4 it was terrible.
Yeah, mine was a bit stiff.
People adding inuendo jokes to any mention of the word stiff, especially when it contextually involves cheese.
Explosions that only kill three people.
Quote: zooo @ April 15 2013, 11:02 PM BSTYeah, mine was a bit stiff.
Too much Viagra in your Mac and cheese?
I bought my cats a box of Whiskas pouches as a change from Felix but they won't eat them. Even the strays that visit the garden don't care for them.
You could give them to hedgehogs.
Quote: zooo @ April 15 2013, 11:32 PM BSTYou could give them to hedgehogs.
I will, but sometimes I wish cats weren't so bloody persnickety.
I couldn't find a suitable bag of Rooster potatoes today. What a traumatic disaster!
I know.
It's all right for them, a bit of rice here a bit of rice there, costs next to nothing whereas I'm trying to eek out my money so I can enjoy this a couple of times a week.
http://www.waitrose.com/shop/ProductView-10317-10001-47679-Waitrose+New+Zealand+rack+of+lamb
Let them come over here and try to do it !