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Will Mr Costello carry out his promise?

I saw a newspaper picture from the political
campaign
A woman was kissing a child, who was obviously
in pain
She spills with compassion, as that young child's
face in her hands she grips
Can you imagine all that greed and avarice
coming down on that child's lips
Well I hope I don't die too soon
I pray the Lord my soul to save
Oh I'll be a good boy, I'm trying so hard to behave
Because there's one thing I know, I'd like to live
long enough to savour
That's when they finally put you in the ground
I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down

When England was the whore of the world
Margeret [sic] was her madam
And the future looked as bright and as clear as
the black tarmacadam
Well I hope that she sleeps well at night, isn't
haunted by every tiny detail
'Cos when she held that lovely face in her hands
all she thought of was betrayal

And now the cynical ones say that it all ends
the same in the long run
Try telling that to the desperate father who just
squeezed the life from his only son
And how it's only voices in your head and
dreams you never dreamt
Try telling him the subtle difference between
justice and contempt
Try telling me she isn't angry with this pitiful
discontent
When they flaunt it in your face as you line up
for punishment
And then expect you to say "Thank you"
straighten up, look proud and pleased
Because you've only got the symptoms, you
haven't got the whole disease
Just like a schoolboy, whose head's like a tin-can
filled up with dreams then poured down
the drain
Try telling that to the boys on both sides, being
blown to bits or beaten and maimed
Who takes all the glory and none of the shame

Well I hope you live long now, I pray the Lord
your soul to keep
I think I'll be going before we fold our arms
and start to weep
I never thought for a moment that human life
could be so cheap
'Cos when they finally put you in the ground
They'll stand there laughing and tramp the
dirt down

Interesting thought.

Would they think about burying her in an easily accessible place like Churchill?

Or in some protected place like St Paul's ?

Some of those Abbott & Costello routines really show their age.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 8 2013, 8:38 PM BST

Some of those Abbott & Costello routines really show their age.

Where did this thread go straight on and you hung a left ?

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 8 2013, 8:03 PM BST

She's being buried. Stop grumbling ! :)

Yes, but it's becoming a Tory publicity campaign!

It's being televised so it's a knocking bet that it will rain and that right wing mourners will line the streets all dressed in black.

It is also a knocking bet that someone on stilts and wearing a green wig whilst juggling ten balls will announce the arrival of the other side of reality The disenfranchised whose ranks will swell as box dwellers and a host of other social outcasts do their bit to be included in the rich tapestry of this isle!

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ April 8 2013, 9:07 PM BST

It's being televised so it's a knocking bet that it will rain and that right wing mourners will line the streets all dressed in black.

It is also a knocking bet that someone on stilts and wearing a green wig whilst juggling ten balls will announce the arrival of the other side of reality The disenfranchised whose ranks will swell as box dwellers and a host of other social outcasts do their bit to be included in the rich tapestry of this isle!

When you say 'someone'...

But not a public holiday though.

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is this a windup?

Quote: sootyj @ April 8 2013, 9:28 PM BST

http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/deals/cheap-restaurant-deals/ben-and-jerrys

is this a windup?

Laughing out loud

Bugger it! I missed the Death Party tonight in George Square.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=361973883913211&set=a.279878055456128.57453.279876642122936&type=1

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 8 2013, 11:52 PM BST

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=361973883913211&set=a.279878055456128.57453.279876642122936&type=1

Laughing out loud

And that's a big Laughing out loud from me !

Reading some of you lot makes me realise I'm a right-wing fascist c**t!

No wonder I'm not funny.

If it were'nt for Thatcher we'd be a very small cog in the United Kingdom of Europe.

Fact.

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