"Stop Getting Bond Wrong"
"Lynn , can you tell that builder to pull his pants up. The other day you could nearly see his anus"
"Dan Dan Dan"
"Watch It"
What's Your Favourite Quote or Scene?
Best Alan Partridge quote or scene
There are so many. The "Cup O' Beans"-scene springs to mind at the moment.
or
"Can you make porn appear on my telly?"
Or the scene with Alan and Lynn at the Moody's house: "These are sex people!" or "It's like hardcore Benny Hill"
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ April 5 2013, 2:34 PM BST"Can you make porn appear on my telly?"
I think AP was the origin of both the phrases "God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve", and "Eat my goal", which is not bad going.
Also a fan of:
"There's moar ta Oireland dan diss"
"Lovely Stuff"
"That was classic intercourse".
Quote: Snafu @ April 5 2013, 7:14 PM BSTI think AP was the origin of both the phrases "God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve"
I think that's been around for decades.
Quote: G180e @ April 5 2013, 2:26 PM BST"Stop Getting Bond Wrong"
That one's always popping into my head.
Oooh, MINCE!
"You threw a monkey in the sea?"
Quote: G180e @ April 5 2013, 2:26 PM BST"Stop Getting Bond Wrong"
"Timothy Dalton was Welsh but he didn't play it Welsh. He didn't say, 'The name's Bond. Jones the Bond. Double-O theven. License to kichhhh!'"
Listen to this, it'll blow your socks off...
<queue Gaudete by Steeleye Span, then Partridge kicks in>
...Ex Maria, virginae Gaudete!
Also classic how Alan describes the Wings as "the band The Beatles could have been". (And deserves a punch in the face for it)
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ April 5 2013, 7:31 PM BSTAlso classic how Alan describes the Wings as "the band The Beatles could have been". (And deserves a punch in the face for it)
Haha! Yeah, and as he walks off it looks like Ben is trying a high five and Alan gets it all wrong 
"Mine's A Pint"
and
Alan: It's a very laid back petrol station isn't it you could have a few sofas in here.
Michael: I , This week's guest petrol is Texaco and next week's guest petrol is Texaco again
I like it when the woman explains what water sports is
And an embarrased Alan starts talking about Dutch elm disease to move onto a different subject
"they do it on purpose Lynne!"
I like Alan's "Onion Murder Mystery"-monologue.
Can you make porn appear on my telly?
Quote: Williamanat @ April 8 2013, 11:03 AM BSTCan you make porn appear on my telly?
Come on, you can't ban him just for being a pervo! 
By the way:
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ April 5 2013, 2:34 PM BST"Can you make porn appear on my telly?"
This bastard stole my quote!