Bomsh
Wednesday 3rd April 2013 9:46pm [Edited]
315 posts
Doris and I think that our grandson spends too much time in the virtual world, so this year we surprised him with a home made Easter Egg. If he hits 'control S' while playing Ghost Recon Online, he gets hyperlinked to our swingers' blog.
As tension rises on the island, intelligence reports have revealed that Democratic People's Republic of North Kirrin may have a missile capable of reaching any part of the South within one minute - it's a Frisbee.
(Porn voice) Ian Duncan Smith couldn't live on £53 a week. I charge him 250 (FX- WHIPLASH)
I wish Ian Duncan Smith would live on £53 a week. The money we would save on his salary could fund 50 new benefit claimants. I hate my job.
And there was a big hello to all the migrant workers on the island from the new manager of Kirrin Philanderers FC ... was that a hello? I guess it was sort of a wave ...
A judicial review has been launched into use of Police cautions. A Police spokesman said that we did not have to report this story, but anything we did report might later be used against us or make us slip on the stairs.
Following Eric Pickles' warning to councils against using gagging clauses to pay ex staff for silence, Kirrin Town Council has issued a strenuous denial. 'We have never made gagging payments' said cross-dressing council spokesman Phil Columns - should have paid up while you had the chance, Phil.
Kirrin Island pornographer Ron Possetburglar has apologised after accidently linking to a political blog on one of his tweets. He told fans: 'I know porn doesn't have the best reputation, but I would never participate in something as low and immoral as British politics.'
Britons have been reclassified into 7 new social classes, none of which is 'weird inbreds' - making Kirrin Island Britian's first classless society!