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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2012/13 Page 17

I tried the altitude training thing, and a new camouflaged strip - and a horse in goal - with limited success, it has to be said.

Quote: roscoff @ March 20 2013, 9:00 PM GMT

I would like to forget this week if possible. From top scorer to bottom in one week. Aghhhh! What a time to piss it against the wall! I'm still determined to beat that usurper Sunshine after nicking my avatar.

Challenge accepted Fozzie number 2
I'm not that far behind Godfrey Minicab neither for that matter

One good week and your balls have burst out your pants. The only way you'll pass me is if I stop playing, c**tshine.

Laughing out loud

Another week another Benteke goal, another complete absence of bonus points. Is it because he is black?

And no-one would begrudge Steven Gerrard his three bonus points this week for a penalty and an amazing goal-line clearance with his head but three for Van Persie? Angry

His assist was worth more than the goals of either of my wingers.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 2 2013, 1:32 PM BST

Another week another Benteke goal, another complete absence of bonus points. Is it because he is black?

No it's because he's a lazy c**t and a goal hanger. Don't know why I'm defending PFL though as I have him as well :(

I thought he played pretty well this week. He was certainly much better than Van Persie.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 2 2013, 1:32 PM BST

Another week another Benteke goal, another complete absence of bonus points.

The bonus points are heavily weighted towards the winning team's players, that's why the Villa rarely get any.

A full breakdown of the bonus points criteria here:

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/players/ea-sports-player-performance-index/what-is-the-ea-sports-ppi.html

Well that's just shit. If a Van Persie assist is always going to be worth more than a good goal from a lower placed team they might as well change the name to Fantasy Football Bingo.

Looking ahead to next season's winner, I predict a four-way battle between me, Gerry, Dan and Godot. With Steve, Ben, Roscoff and Shaggy (Neanderthal tacticians to a man) once again making up the numbers.

I'm not including Percival Mash as he hasn't bothered taking part in the banter, so f**k him. You don't go to a party, help yourself to the buffet then leave without talking to anyone. It's rude.

Laughing out loud
Having a battle with Gerry.
You get me every time.

I will happily make the numbers
Slixty twee there's one.

Ahh Percival you missed out on so much gold.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 3 2013, 12:57 AM BST

I will happily make the numbers
Slixty twee there's one.

That's Numberwang!

My previous post sounds quite aggressive. It was meant to be 'jokey'. Apologies to anyone offended.

It's all a bit of fun
I Don't think anyone on here takes offence

Quote: don rushmore @ April 2 2013, 5:00 PM BST

Looking ahead to next season's winner, I predict a four-way battle between me, Gerry, Dan and Godot. With Steve, Ben, Roscoff and Shaggy (Neanderthal tacticians to a man) once again making up the numbers.

As the BCG Euro 2012 Fantasy Football Champion, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I've enjoyed my Guardiola-esque sabbatical and I will be returning to take my rightful place (2nd behind Gerry McDonnell) next season.

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