Quote: Charley @ February 8, 2008, 10:51 PMThen you can ring his parents up to pop round & only untie him when he agrees to buy the boots you wanted.
I lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrve scarves.
Are they the thigh length velvet ones laced all the way up?
This whole scarf thing Page 3
Quote: David Chapman @ February 8, 2008, 10:54 PMAre they the thigh length velvet ones laced all the way up?
No. Despite your dirty mind Dave, which seems to picture me as some sort of nimphy dominatrix, I am but a mere goddess of sexual beauty. I wear sensible boots. Boots that have reasons other than sexual. Boots you can wear when shopping in Waitrose.
Long thigh length black leather with 23" heels.
I'm now typing with one hand. 
Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 8, 2008, 10:59 PMI'm now typing with one hand.
Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 8, 2008, 10:59 PMI'm now typing with one hand.
I am using my tongue!
Pity your husband isn't.
Quote: Aaron @ February 8, 2008, 11:46 PMPity your husband isn't.
To be honest it would look like a massacre at the mo. A right blood bath.No teenagers in the house either. Gutted!
I read massacre as mascara then and got really confused.
Definitely time for bed.
Quote: Charley @ February 8, 2008, 11:56 PM
So it really is a hairy axe wound.
[quote name="Aaron" post="96660" date="February 8, 2008, 9:31 PM"]What the hell is a "long dingleberry" scarf? o_O
Not sure, i had eight pints of guinness in me when i wrote that. Possibly a long bit of shit that someone has put around their neck as a fashion statement or something.
Dang, my head hurts. I am as dehydrated as a dry Saharan prune and i am not looking for sympathy either. Well, perhaps a little bit.. please.
Quote: Mana @ February 8, 2008, 9:08 PMI know exactly what the statement is. It's the I-can't-be-bothered-to-get-my-jacket-my-dad's-scarf-will-do statement. I just like the hat.
I don't buy that for one minute. I bet you spend about 10 minutes in front of the mirror, making sure you tie it just right.
Quote: zooo @ February 8, 2008, 6:19 PMIt shouldn't make sense, but it does!
Sometimes it's too hot to wear a jumper, but too cold in just a t shirt, and wearing a scarf makes it just right (three bears).Not a wooly scarf though, that's mental. A pashmina type one.
And boys in scarves look sexy. Unless it's a Nathan Barley situation, then it's wrong.
It's a complicated world we live in...
By the way, how British is that comment about boys in scarves looking sexy? In America and Australia, the girls talk about boys looking sexy on the beach, in nothing but shorts, but here, the girls get excited by scarves!
Quote: catskillz @ February 9, 2008, 10:30 AMBy the way, how British is that comment about boys in scarves looking sexy? In America and Australia, the girls talk about boys looking sexy on the beach, in nothing but shorts, but here, the girls get excited by scarves!
That's because British girls are the best in the world. Fact. 
and we got highest teenage pregnancy rates to prove it.
I didn't say they lots of them aren't slags!