Tor is an asset to this site. I think his posts are little works of arts...you don't get posts like "Yes", "No" or "Get stuffed" from him...when he replies he does it in
Quote: keewik @ February 12 2013, 11:51 PM GMTweird symbols and pseudo-archaic language.
I like that.
P.S.: The top of the page is mine this time, Oldrocker!
Monday at 8 pm BBC 497.38
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EVERYBODY LOVES DARWIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
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This week:
watch the comedy evolve as Charles asks his wife to,
"Pack my suitcase with 20 volumes of
"Origin of the Species,"
but, she thinks Charles said 'Pack my suitcase
with 20 pounds of Oregon Sea Cheeses'.
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(while down the street)
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Bishop Evanshire tells Mrs. Evanshire to, "Pack my
suitcase with 20 books of Jesus," and she thinks he said
'Pack my suitcase with 20 Bricks of Chesses'.
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It'll be a food fight of biblical proportions when
Darwin and Evanshire meet face to face, and suitcase to
suitcase, at the
Yorkshire Lactose Quite Tolerant Convention,
where Helga, Olga,
Bertha and Svenrena
(The Wild for Cheese Norwegian Cat-Juggling Hula Girls)
have been booked to preform.
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Starring:
John Cleese as Charles "Tree Topper" Darwin
Lucy Lawless as Mrs. Darwin
Ben Kingsley as Bishop Evanshire
Della Resse as Mrs. Evanshire
with
Bette Midler as Helga
Béatrice Dalle as Olga
Shannen Doherty as Bertha
&
Britney Spears as Svenrena
with
Jerry Mathers as Castor Canadensis
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featuring the smash hit song
"Candle in the Camel's Wind"
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Sponsored by --
Camp Lake Gonnawannabe Church and Brothel
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Monday_9_ pm
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THE KING OF QUEEN's HOMICIDE - LIFE ON THE MEATS .....
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In this week's episode
Jon, Clancy and Zurrick
infiltrate the high command of the high
security high tech highland
High Hat Corporation during high tea.
A new highwater mark in high tension drama.
Highlight of this week's show:
high toned Clancey helps
high spirited Jon's high-wire hijinks in a effort to
give the high-sign to Zurrick, who is incognito as a
High Priest giving high-mass, so that the high
born high level high highwaymen can be brought to the
High Court of High Justice - hence, saving the nation.
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Starring:
O.J. Simpson as Jon
Robert Blake as Clancey
John Ramsey as Zurrick
Grace Slick as MacDiggel
Any Grant as Zoomzém
Lisa Kurdow as Phlegethon Philli
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with veriest of very special guest stars,
Regis Philbin, as
Rhilbin Pegis.
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*Primate Advisory*
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A Tor Hershman Production
All I can say is hooray!
Anti-Jesus' second coming.
Long time no see, Tor.
Tor!, Tor!, Tor!, Tor!...
"You with your meditating' & you always contemplatin' what to do in case
blacklisting has found you can't you see...it's all around yoooooooou...so
do Artie."
Now this is interesting BUT totally not unexpected...yesterday moi checked-in @ me MySpace page, hadn't been there in a couple of years, ONLY to post at Artie Kornfeld's MySpace.
I wrote how I had purchased his "A Time To Remember" solely upon the strength of the jacket's artwork BUT became completely enraptured by the
super-hippiesque songs.
Anywho, I checked today and my post ain't there & NOW...ye must be one of Artie's MySpace Friends to post a message.
& now (& HOW)...in your best Kermit The Frog voice sing.....it ain't easy being #1 on the Must Ignore At All Cost List.
I suppose AK's lyrics to "Country Morning On 56th" should NOW be,
"...and we should, all be one, 'cept for Tor"
& to "Rock & Roll Babies" an oral change, to reflect the fact should be,
"We got the Tor to ignore
so what if He spouts the truth?"
Perhaps "The Pied Piper" should now go,
"Come on babe, follow me, ban that Tor Hershman,
Follow me, ban that Tor Hershman, we'll show him
Where we're @."
AK's MySpace
NOTE: My post was the first one in a year.
http://www.myspace.com/artiekornfeld
I MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/6824835
Oh yeah, who's MySpace avatar 'tis cooler?
Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor
...Anyone?
What the holy f**k are you on about?
Someone has deleted a My Space post? Must be the government.
He must have left the tin-foil hat off for a bit.
Quote: Tor Hershman @ April 1 2013, 2:14 PM BST"You with your meditating' & you always contemplatin' what to do in case
blacklisting has found you can't you see...it's all around yoooooooou...so
do Artie."Now this is interesting BUT totally not unexpected...yesterday moi checked-in @ me MySpace page, hadn't been there in a couple of years, ONLY to post at Artie Kornfeld's MySpace.
I wrote how I had purchased his "A Time To Remember" solely upon the strength of the jacket's artwork BUT became completely enraptured by the
super-hippiesque songs.Anywho, I checked today and my post ain't there & NOW...ye must be one of Artie's MySpace Friends to post a message.
& now (& HOW)...in your best Kermit The Frog voice sing.....it ain't easy being #1 on the Must Ignore At All Cost List.
I suppose AK's lyrics to "Country Morning On 56th" should NOW be,
"...and we should, all be one, 'cept for Tor"
& to "Rock & Roll Babies" an oral change, to reflect the fact should be,
"We got the Tor to ignore
so what if He spouts the truth?"
Perhaps "The Pied Piper" should now go,
"Come on babe, follow me, ban that Tor Hershman,
Follow me, ban that Tor Hershman, we'll show him
Where we're @."AK's MySpace
NOTE: My post was the first one in a year. http://www.myspace.com/artiekornfeld
I MySpace http://www.myspace.com/6824835
Oh yeah, who's MySpace avatar 'tis cooler?Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor
As always, Tor - Wise words. Wise words indeed.
Tor!, Tor!, Tor!, Tor!...
Don't encourage him!
God forbid he should rustle up enough money for a plane ticket.
Any one of us could get a knock at the door....
I doubt he has a passport. It's just a way for the Government to control where you are, under the illusion of freedom, don't you know?
Quote: Lazzard @ April 1 2013, 3:53 PM BSTDon't encourage him!
God forbid he should rustle up enough money for a plane ticket.
Any one of us could get a knock at the door....
Enjoy him while you can. 'They' are removing all traces of his existence. Before you know it his wise words will be just echoes of something that never, actually, happened in the first place.