Quote: reds @ March 27 2013, 11:15 AM GMTGetting blamed for something I couldn't have prevented.
Technological systems that fail
Opening the fridge to get out a bottle of wine and finding none in there.
Ah so its your fault I failed to win the lottery again! 
Quote: reds @ March 27 2013, 11:15 AM GMTOpening the fridge to get out a bottle of wine and finding none in there.
Always carry a pocket bottle with you to fight off the withdrawal symptoms. 
That Jessie J woman
Annoying isnt the word
I don't think I could be in her company for more than about 4 minutes without slapping her
Quote: lofthouse @ March 30 2013, 8:02 PM GMTThat Jessie J woman
Annoying isnt the word
I don't think I could be in her company for more than about 4 minutes without slapping her
You old slapper
Quote: lofthouse @ March 30 2013, 8:02 PM GMTThat Jessie J woman
Annoying isnt the word
I don't think I could be in her company for more than about 4 minutes without slapping her
Is it likely that you are going to be, anytime soon?
Thankfully and yet sadly not
I FACCKKKIN HATE HER, THE STUPID BIG MOUTHED COCKY TWAAAAAAT
I'LL SMASH HER FACKINN STUPID FACE INNNN!!!!
That said, she has lovely hair 
Quote: lofthouse @ March 30 2013, 9:07 PM GMTThankfully and yet sadly not
I FACCKKKIN HATE HER, THE STUPID BIG MOUTHED COCKY TWAAAAAAT
I'LL SMASH HER FACKINN STUPID FACE INNNN!!!!
That said, she has lovely hair
An unusual pronouncement from Pope Lofty the 1st
Quote: lofthouse @ March 30 2013, 9:07 PM GMTThankfully and yet sadly not
I FACCKKKIN HATE HER, THE STUPID BIG MOUTHED COCKY TWAAAAAAT
I'LL SMASH HER FACKINN STUPID FACE INNNN!!!!
That said, she has lovely hair
No you wouldn't! - Jesus would save her 
I thought she was bald?
and had a cock
Quote: sootyj @ March 30 2013, 9:41 PM GMTand had a cock
That's why she sings do it like a dude
Clair f**kin' Balding !
She's pissin' everywhere !
Dirty cow!
They changed the name of Dime bars.... to Daim bars??
DAIM....?!
WOT THE BIG HAIRY FRIGGIN BALLZ IS THAT ALL ABOUT?
sheeeeeeesh
God daim!