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I get dodgy vibes from him, so I do.
He might not be a perv, might just be a wife beater...

(I am of course just messing about.
Or am I?
Yes.)

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 1:15 AM GMT

I get dodgy vibes from him, so I do.
He might not be a perv, might just be a wife beater...

(I am of course just messing about.
Or am I?
Yes.)

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Don't worry, his solicitor's probably not reading.

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 1:02 AM GMT

Nah, he's totally clean.

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He's had his collar felt twice now though.

And, given the high public profile that all this has, no smoke ?

I was referring to Noel Edmonds when I said that!

Obviously I don't know a thing about the other bloke in question. But I do think he'd be innocent of any kind of real sexual abuse. Maybe he just patted someone's bum or something in a 1970s manner. *crosses fingers*

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 1:25 AM GMT

Obviously I don't know a thing about the other bloke in question.

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Not the name ?

Allegedly

I know it, but I ain't saying it! It's a 'man from Berkshire' still on the news.

I meant I don't know him personally or even what he's been accused of, so obviously my opinion is just my opinion.

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 1:30 AM GMT

I know it, but I ain't saying it! It's a 'man from Berkshire' still on the news.

I meant I don't know him personally or even what he's been accused of, so obviously my opinion is just my opinion.

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OK Sport.

I really do feel a bit . .

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2301016/Katie-Price-pictured-ahead-Willy-Wonka-themed-wedding-Kieran-Hayler.html

I prefered Katie Price when she appeared in porn mags as Jordan with her juggs and snatch hanging out

Hate her new projects

Get back to what you do best , ya daft slag!

The worse thing is people who claim she is a shrude business woman. Yeah, keeping it classy :/

Quote: lofthouse @ March 29 2013, 5:43 PM GMT

I prefered Katie Price when she appeared in porn mags as Jordan with her juggs and snatch hanging out... Get back to what you do best, ya daft slag!

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Would Jesus say that...?

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 6:48 PM GMT

Would Jesus say that...?

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I suspect he has a better grasp of sarcasm than you dear

Okay, we'll pretend you were being sarcastic.

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 6:48 PM GMT

Would Jesus say that...?

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Jesus, the Mexican pool cleaner? Of course he would!