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Quote: lofthouse @ March 28 2013, 10:34 PM GMT

Employee: "alreet kid

I need to hear this to believe it.

best muffins have got to be Pret a Manger ones.

Not to sweet, not artificial lots of seeds and fibre and a mere £1.50

combine with a £1 filter coffee.

Also good prets usually near loos.

This thread had taken a right weird turn....bluebottles, jellyfish, barmy cakes.

I was at a chinese restaurant that served one of my fave dishes; 3 roast meats with rice for £6

very reasonable

for £17 the same dish was available with jelly fish.

This puzzled me.

Roast jelly fish ?

Mmmmm slimy ...

Five had jelly fish before its not pleasant

Five had jelly fish before its not pleasant

Five had jelly fish before its not pleasant

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ya daft bugger !

Laughing out loud

Have a nice easter break.

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I suppose it's time for venison sausage pasta.

Quote: billwill @ March 29 2013, 11:58 AM GMT

Have a nice easter break.

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Laughing out loud

You too mate

Thirsty. Only drunk caffeinated beverages today. Best slurp down some decaffeinated water now.

Quote: billwill @ March 28 2013, 7:14 PM GMT

Heh heh, you might like to try:
"An Egyptian one-eyed sandwich"

Take a slice of bread, cut a hole in centre about 4 cms big
Fry it briefly, then break an egg into the hole
Fry a short while longer, then flip it over & fry a while more.

Serve and enjoy.

Tried it. Loved it. :)

a) I NEED TO TRY THIS.

b) You ate a potential baby chicken. :(

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 4:48 PM GMT

b) You ate a potential baby chicken. :(

Science!

Had an email telling me there was exciting news about my lottery ticket. So excited that I entered the wrong name when I signed in. Three pounds bloody ten! Oh well, I shall spend the £1.10 profit with reckless abandon.

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