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My contempt

'eff all to do with you.

Angry

(that's the one above Lofts )

So Oldrocker.

Quote: David Smith @ March 24 2013, 9:32 PM GMT

So Oldrocker.

Wot?

Is that a 'Come outside and get a Glasgow kiss !

:P

Laughing out loud

Either that or a French kiss. And I don't know which one I'd prefer getting from David Smith.

I was on the bus earlier. When I got off I said to the driver "Thank you!" He ignored me. But the guy behind me got a "No problem, mate!" for his thank you. I felt like storming back on and shouting "JAM YOUR BUS UP YOUR ARSE!"

Laughing out loud

Justin Bieber.

Quote: chipolata @ March 25 2013, 5:36 PM GMT

I was on the bus earlier. When I got off I said to the driver "Thank you!" He ignored me. But the guy behind me got a "No problem, mate!" for his thank you. I felt like storming back on and shouting "JAM YOUR BUS UP YOUR ARSE!"

Excuse my ignorance. But why the "thank you"? Because the driver brought you safe to your destination? Like the applause after the plane has landed?

I don't say thanks unless I'm the only person getting off.

I said thanks today and he said Thank you back.

You Brits must be very nice and ploite people. Here in Switzerland no sod thanks the driver. I don't even applaud in the plane. It's his effing job to bring me to my destination without a crash.

It's a nice gesture I think. But here if I'd thank the driver he'd think I'm mental.

Of course, if you exit through the door in the middle of the bus you don't shout thanks across the whole bus to the driver. That would be mental.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 25 2013, 7:07 PM GMT

You Brits must be very nice and ploite people. Here in Switzerland no sod thanks the driver. I don't even applaud in the plane. It's his effing job to bring me to my destination without a crash.

It's a nice gesture I think. But here if I'd thank the driver he'd think I'm mental.

No - we just live in hope of finding something, by which, to be offended.

;)

Some drivers don't even speak when your on the bus though.

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