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Nevertheless too young looking to make me believe them commanding and steer a star fleet.*

But I liked it. One of the better sci films of the last few years.

* Maybe I'm only jealous. ;)

TTPYO

The fact that I haven't been showered with praise and thanks for posting the only known episode of the radio sitcom starring Jewel and Warriss called Up The Pole dating from 1948.

You wait 'til you want me to see something !

:|

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 21 2013, 7:53 PM GMT

Nevertheless too young looking to make me believe them commanding and steer a star fleet.*

Of course they're young, they're in Starfleet Academy in the film! What kind of cockamanie old-people-only academies do you have in Switzerland? ;)

And, as a tribute to the page number . .

Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you?

Did she die in vain? Brave Hungarian peasant girl who forced King John to sign the pledge at Runnymede and close the boozers at half past ten!

Is all this to be forgotten?

Quote: chipolata @ March 21 2013, 8:01 PM GMT

Of course they're young, they're in Starfleet Academy in the film! What kind of cockamanie old-people-only academies do you have in Switzerland? ;)

Look, I grew up with John Wayne films...in my world heroes have to be old and ugly. :D

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 21 2013, 8:07 PM GMT

Look, I grew up with John Wayne films...in my world heroes have to be old and ugly. :D

Ever noticed that John Wayne could have the biggest beating of his life and never cry out but as soon as a woman started gently cleaning his wounds and bruises he shouted out all the time !

Similar with McGyver. This man could build an atom bomb out of a Bic and sellotape but wasn't able to fix his mixer at home.

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 21 2013, 8:05 PM GMT

And, as a tribute to the page number . .

Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you?

Did she die in vain? Brave Hungarian peasant girl who forced King John to sign the pledge at Runnymede and close the boozers at half past ten!

Is all this to be forgotten?

Oooo, someone thinks he's better than us because he's educated! ;)

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 21 2013, 8:17 PM GMT

Similar with McGyver. This man could build an atom bomb out of a Bic and sellotape but wasn't able to fix his mixer at home.

Oooo, someone thinks he's better than us because he's educated! ;)

Just look at the way he's spelled educhkated !

Laughing out loud

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 21 2013, 8:05 PM GMT

And, as a tribute to the page number . .

Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you?

Did she die in vain? Brave Hungarian peasant girl who forced King John to sign the pledge at Runnymede and close the boozers at half past ten!

Is all this to be forgotten?

The Magna Carta we actually use is the 1297 re-make.

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 21 2013, 7:59 PM GMT

TTPYO

The fact that I haven't been showered since 1948.

You wait 'til you want me to see something !

:|

Do it yourself you stinker

Why are blusher brushes at least £11? Are they made from unicorn fur? No.

Quote: zooo @ March 22 2013, 7:54 PM GMT

Why are blusher brushes at least £11? Are they made from unicorn fur? No.

Pinch your cheeks until you burst all the blood vessels in them. Cheaper.

Quote: zooo @ March 22 2013, 7:54 PM GMT

Why are blusher brushes at least £11? Are they made from unicorn fur? No.

I know. It's a pisser innit?

Quote: zooo @ March 22 2013, 7:54 PM GMT

Why are blusher brushes at least £11? Are they made from unicorn fur? No.

F**k that! If it's a cream, use your fingers. If it's powder there are plenty of ordinary brushes you can use - usually there's one in the container.

Bloody top of the page.

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