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Prostitute Sketch Page 4

I'll tell you why, Ben. One word, two syllables - 'Prostitutes'.

Quote: Ben @ March 20 2013, 6:15 PM GMT

I'm more intrigued as to why it's garnered such a response on here.

The battle of brains between Godot and Goodlad drew me in.

(If you missed it, folks, imagine Einstein trying to explain quantum theory to Barney Rubble.)

Quote: Badge @ March 20 2013, 6:18 PM GMT

Once there's a critical mass more people look.

I was thinking 'car crash'...

Quote: don rushmore @ March 20 2013, 6:24 PM GMT

The battle of brains between Godot and Goodlad drew me in.

(If you missed it, folks, imagine Einstein trying to explain quantum theory to Barney Rubble.)

I've just got an image of two people who are the same person in different places with a shock of white hair and a leopard-print mini-skirt. I think it might be a Cheeky Girls premonition.
Are Godot and Goodlad the Cheeky Girls of the BCG?

Edit: Remembered Barney Rubble didn't wear leopard-print. Don't I feel the fool.

Quote: dtmcc @ March 20 2013, 6:20 PM GMT

I'll tell you why, Ben. One word, two syllables - 'Prostitutes'.

That would be three syllables.

The tit is silent.

Yes, it's a joke.

Quote: dtmcc @ March 20 2013, 8:19 PM GMT

Yes, it's a joke.

Yeah, I'd say that too.

It's like being in a knife drawer here today!

To be specific, it's a joke from The Office - 'One word, two syllables - demarcation.'

That's four!

A gaggle of clockwork shopkeepers - or to put it another way, a bunch of wind-up merchants!

Quote: Badge @ March 20 2013, 6:18 PM GMT

Once there's a critical mass more people look.

This...

Oh! It's not a James Cotter piece......

With the number of replies I just assumed.

Nice writing Ben, put it didn't do a lot for me.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 20 2013, 6:32 PM GMT

That would be three syllables.

Actually... I reckon it's four! Syllable means in essence changing your mouth shape and tongue position to pronounce something different. So 4 for me. :)

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