Ah sex education does nothing except provoke jokes. True story now! some guy in my form said to me "nice tights" and I said thanks, confusedly, and then he said "you know where theyd look better? on my bedroom floor!" but admittedly this guy is a *bit* crazy
Haha, oh dear.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 8, 2008, 4:45 PMhe said "you know where theyd look better? on my bedroom floor!"
The innocent explanation
The carpet in his bedroom is made out of used tights, but unfortunately there is a bare patch which needs to be covered.
ahh I like the innocent explanation! Maybe the former pair on the patch got a ladder