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Send Gift To Pakistan - Shoppe me

SHOPPE ME is an a load of fake, counterfeit rubbish that'll get your credit card stolen and your e-mail spammed.

I should imagine sending cash would be the safest option.
If I send over £250 could you pick me out something nice.

They haven't quite mastered the sales pitch, have they. One of their items is titled 'An Expensive Choice'. :) And at $249 for 8 bottles of moisturiser and a kitkat they are not wrong. Lazard, tell them honesty and marketing are not good bedfellows.

Or alternatively go to Shop Me, an internet center where you can shop friends and relatives for small crimes and misdemeanors. Lets say Auntie Marge hasn't paid her TV license, she's an irritating old baggage so, contact us, we contact the BBC for you and save you the bother of putting on a false voice in a telephone box. Irritating friends and relatives you can't stand, get them into a spot of bother with Shop Me, We take the Itch out of Snitch!

I want to see the cupboard where they 'hoard' the most expensive gift items.

Does Western Union exist solely for the purpose of ripping off the gullible?

Quote: trevortoshi @ March 20 2013, 9:06 AM GMT

SHOPPE ME is an online gift center where you can choose from various gift options for your loved ones. You can place an order online and make a payment via credit/debit card or you can also send us cash via Western Union. There is also an option of sending the cash to our bank account the number of which is given on top of our website. This online gift shop is one of the finest gift centers in Pakistan and takes into account the international standards and expectations of clients living abroad planning to send gift items to their dear ones residing in Pakistan. We have a couple of options to choose from as we hoard the most expensive gift items also. We have branded as well as non-branded gift items in store and baskets/boxes can be customized as per your request and obviously depending on the availability of your required item.

Well I quite liked it. It's much funnier than some of the stuff that's been moved to 'Critique' lately.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 20 2013, 10:25 AM GMT

Does Western Union exist solely for the purpose of ripping off the gullible?

Have you ever used a Western Union office?
Christ! It's like a little bit of Kinshasa right here in the UK.
God knows what the office in Kinshasa is like.

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