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I Didn't know the pubs were closing down this early!

Quote: David Smith @ March 18 2013, 10:37 PM GMT

I Didn't know the pubs were closing down this early!

Not closing down, just closing.

I Can't wait till it proper shuts down though.

Quote: David Smith @ March 18 2013, 10:40 PM GMT

I Can't wait till it proper shuts down though.

" It " do you mean " They "? Once again, don't know what the f**k you're on about!

I Can say what I want though it is a general discussion thread.

I think David Smith is a robot trying to learn to behave like a human.

Eh?

David, you are about to exceed your daily posting limit. To buy extra post points, please submit your payment details to the PM button below my name.

You can't, actually... But I know what you mean.

It's ok though, lots of people, on here, have posted drunk at one time or another. I know I have.

Need to get a new pair of work trousers. One of my current lot are just too tight for comfort now.

Or maybe you're just pleased to see me?

I just did that thing old ladies do where they lick a tissue and wipe someone's face with it. Was only the cat though.

Quote: zooo @ March 19 2013, 4:28 PM GMT

I just did that thing old ladies do where they lick a tissue and wipe someone's face with it. Was only the cat though.

You licked a cat and wiped someone's face with it?

Laughing out loud

:D

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