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Quote: David Bussell @ March 17 2013, 8:55 AM GMT

Off to Bruges. Anyone been here got anything to recommend besides manky prostitutes and racist dwarves?

I can't vouch for what it's like now but last time I was in Bruges there was a restaurant called Chagall.

It's just off the main square IIRC. Stand with your back to the carillion and it's down one of the roads on the left.

A bit further on there was a bar/restaurant, sorry can't recall the name, where the food menu was a page and the beer menu abour five pages !

As someone once said to me (I was drinking Duvel) 'When someone has 13 of those we shout 'TIMBER!'

http://www.duvelmoortgat.be/index.php?id=en-duvel if you're not familiar with it . .

Oh. I see. That was the plot was it? Very funny I don't think !!! :)

Can anyone identify a film title?

It's a WWII film but it's not American or British

I think it might be Russian or Swedish or sumfin

And it is horrifically violent

Awful scenes of dirty German bastards slaughtering civilians

I don't want to watch it - I just can't remember the name and it's doing my head in

Old or new?

90's possibly

IMDB's 'I Need To Know' forum will have it for you pretty quickly, most likely:

http://www.imdb.com/board/bd0000001/threads/

Quote: lofthouse @ March 17 2013, 8:25 PM GMT

Can anyone identify a film title?

It's a WWII film but it's not American or British

I think it might be Russian or Swedish or sumfin

And it is horrifically violent

Awful scenes of dirty German bastards slaughtering civilians

I don't want to watch it - I just can't remember the name and it's doing my head in

Come and See? It's Russian. Or Belarussian.

Quite a horrifying film, but also quite, quite amazing.

Come and See

That was it

Cheers

Yep seen clips of it and it is chilling

Thanks

What I couldn't do with that money . . . .

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WITHOUT MINCING WORDS, I AM CONVINCED 100% THAT YOU HAVE HAD BITTER EXPERIENCE WITH VARIOUS SCAMMERS 'CLAIMING TO BE HIGH GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS BANKS AND THEREBY DEFRAUDING YOU OF YOUR' HARD-EARNED MONEY' THE ACTIVITIES OF THESE SCAMMERS HAS CHANGED YOUR PERSPECTIVE ABOUT CONDUCTING BUSINESS ON THE INTERNET AND YOU NOW BELIEVED THERE IS NO GENUINE BUSINESS THAT CAN BE CONDUCTED ON THE INTERNET. WELL I AM AMERICAN AND THE INTERNET WAS CREATED BY AMERICANS FOR THE PURPOSE OF CREATING; AWARENESS FOR YOUR PRODUCTS/ SERVICES AND CONDUCTING GENUINE BUSINESS WITH EASE. I AM FULLY COMMITTED TO DELIVER THE DIPLOMATIC CONSIGNMENT TO YOU.I Am A FULL CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES BUT I WAS ON A MISSION HERE IN NIGERIA AS A US AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA.
HENCE, I AM MAKING EVERY EFFORTS TO ENSURE THAT NO CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES IS CHEATED BY NIGERIA/BENIN REPUBLIC. THEREFORE, I NEED YOUR UTMOST SUPPORT AND UNDERSTANDING TO ACTUALIZE THIS DREAM. I ALSO WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I DO TRUST YOU AND I EXPECT YOU TO SHOW ME THE SAME TRUST AND RESPECT IN RETURN SINCE TRUST IS A 2-WAY STREET. ON THE OTHER HAND, TRUST IS A RELATIONSHIP OF RELIANCE. TRUST ALSO MEANS BEING ABLE TO PREDICT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WILL DO AND WHAT SITUATIONS WILL OCCUR.
I SHALL BE COMING TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR AN OFFICIAL MEETING ON FRIDAY AND I WILL BE BRINGING YOUR FOFFICE OF THE US AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA
UNDS OF $15.5M ALONG WITH ME BUT THIS TIME I WILL NOT GO THROUGH CUSTOMS BECAUSE AS AN AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA, I AM A US GOVERNMENT AGENT AND I HAVE THE VETO POWER TO GO THROUGH CUSTOMS. AS SOON AS I AM THROUGH WITH THE MEETING I SHALL THEN PROCEED TO YOUR ADDRESS. (SEND YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER AND THE ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT ME TO BRING THE PACKAGE).
YOU HAVE REALLY PAID SO MUCH IN THIS DELIVERY THAT MAKES ME WONDER. YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY PERSON BECAUSE I SHALL BE BRINGING IT MYSELF AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT. CHECK HERE: .gov/biography.html YOUR PACKAGE($15.5M) MUST BE REGISTERED AS AN AMBASSADORIAL PACKAGE FOR ME TO DEFEAT ALL ODDS AND THE COST OF REGISTERING IT IS $120.THE FEE MUST BE PAID IN THE NEXT 50 HOURS VIA WESTERN UNION SO THAT ALL NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT CAN BE MADE BEFORE TIME WILL BE AGAINST US. CONTACT MY SECRETARY IMMEDIATELY FOR THE REGISTERING FEE WHICH IS $120 ONLY.

CONTACT PERSON: Ochei Frank
SECRETARY TO US AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA.
EMAIL:
Phone +23481-036-738-75.

AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE FEE MAKE SURE YOU SEND ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATION. MY FLIGHT IS THURSDAY AND I EXPECT YOU TO COMPLY BEFORE THEN SO THAT THE DELIVERY CAN BE COMPLETED. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, THEN IT WILL NOT BE MY FAULT IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE YOUR PACKAGE.
THANK YOU

TERENCE P. McCULLEY
US AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA

Congrats, OR. :) You're a lucky man.

Arrrrgh... I get enough of those without you posting them here too.

It's a variant of the type 419 scam.

If you want to know how to make them funny, go to: http://www.419eater.com/

Can someone tell me if there should be an apostrophe in this sentence?

"They need to be mounted out of harms way, easily accessible to mechanics and most importantly fixed on a very rigid bracket."

Quote: Loopey @ March 18 2013, 6:31 PM GMT

Can someone tell me if there should be an apostrophe in this sentence?

"They need to be mounted out of harms way, easily accessible to mechanics and most importantly fixed on a very rigid bracket."

harm's

Quote: Lazzard @ March 18 2013, 6:38 PM GMT

harm's

Thank you. I looked it up online but it varied. I thought it should be harm's. I'm having a fuzzy head day and thought it would be easier just to ask on here.
:)

When boiling a saucepan of water, is it best to have a little gas jet for a long time or a big gas jet for a short time?
Eh?

Big short

Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2013, 9:09 PM GMT

Big short

What the giant red indian with a small willy?

Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2013, 9:10 PM GMT

Big short

What the giant red indian with a small willy?

f**k you sootyj!

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