Quote: keewik @ March 15 2013, 10:49 PM GMTWe have none though I'm thinking of having an imaginary cat.
I bet it scratches your imaginary sofa
What pets do you have? Page 2
None. The neighbours' cats poo and fight in our garden. I do not like cats.
Well you poo and fight in theirs
Turn a about is fair play
Quote: sootyj @ March 16 2013, 11:46 AM GMTWell you poo and fight in theirs
Turn a about is fair play
I have decided to organise a Poo and Fight Night. I think it could catch on.
Maybe I'll start my own business.
People fighting in a garden while people fling faeces at them
ITV would lap that up
Ant n Decs Saturday shit scrap
Quote: lofthouse @ March 16 2013, 12:04 PM GMTPeople fighting in a garden while people fling faeces at them
ITV would lap that up
Ant n Decs Saturday shit scrap
*rushes off to write treatment for new TV programme*
Maybe I should make my own pilot - anyone want to be in it? I'm sure you've all been in deep shit at some point.
Nice to know. Keep them coming , people!
Two jet black cats, Ollie and Roxy who are brother and sister.
Do they get on well?
Mine are a pair of brothers, and they scrap a bit from time to time.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 17 2013, 2:26 AM GMTDo they get on well?
Mine are a pair of brothers, and they scrap a bit from time to time.
Yeah, very well. That is when they can be arsed to get up and move about a bit !
Ah not so different then.
None, but the amount I am spending on wild birdseed at the moment it would be cheaper to keep my own pet leopard and feed it on truffles.
Saturday night shit fight
Guest starting tonight the chuckle brothers
To me throw poo!
I would like to have a pet zooo. I'd buy her a little wheel to run round in and let her out of her cage on her birthday.
Quote: sootyj @ March 17 2013, 9:37 AM GMTSaturday night shit fight
Guest starting tonight the chuckle brothers
To me throw poo!
