Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 15 2013, 8:13 AM GMTTonight I'm going to be at a Living Colour concert!
That was great fun!
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Time to make a two course breakfast!
What will the courses be?
The people need to know.
Quote: Rob H @ March 16 2013, 9:39 AM GMTWhat will the courses be?
The people need to know.
Weetabix and then crumpets with peanut butter.
The people are strangely disappointed.
I had a pain au chocolat followed by an egg and chorizo roll.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 16 2013, 8:01 AM GMTThat was great fun!
Blimey them lot are still at it ?
'black' rock bands ftw!!
Quote: lofthouse @ March 16 2013, 10:40 AM GMTBlimey them lot are still at it ?
'black' rock bands ftw!!
It's their 25th anniversary. They still know how to rock (and funk).
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 16 2013, 8:01 AM GMTThat was great fun!
For some reason they remind of the cast of red Dawrf.
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Meanwhile for the first time in two years I have just met the person who is living next door. They only just moved in but have lived here two years and don't think I ever ran into anyone who lived there. I could have been working with the person who had lived on the other side of the wall and never known.
Quote: reds @ March 16 2013, 1:26 PM GMT.....
Meanwhile for the first time in two years I have just met the person who is living next door. They only just moved in but have lived here two years and don't think I ever ran into anyone who lived there. I could have been working with the person who had lived on the other side of the wall and never known.
That's my dream street. Me not knowing anybody and nobody knowing me.
Just been booked to write 300 jokes for kids.
1 Why did the hamster explode?
Because I f**ked it.
2 Why did Richard Gere explode?
The hamster was up his butt.
3 Why did your mum explode?
Because she's a terrorist.
Quote: chipolata @ March 18 2013, 10:34 AM GMTThat's my dream street. Me not knowing anybody and nobody knowing me.
Change 'knowing' to 'liking' and you can have that dream street right now.
Quote: don rushmore @ March 18 2013, 8:55 PM GMTChange 'knowing' to 'licking' and you can have that dream street right now.
Does that chat up line ever work?
Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2013, 8:38 PM GMTJust been booked to write 300 jokes for kids.
1 Why did the hamster explode?
Because I f**ked it.2 Why did Richard Gere explode?
The hamster was up his butt.3 Why did your mum explode?
Because she's a terrorist.
Good start .. .
Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2013, 8:38 PM GMTJust been booked to write 300 jokes for kids.
1 Why did the hamster explode?
Because I f**ked it.2 Why did Richard Gere explode?
The hamster was up his butt.3 Why did your mum explode?
Because she's a terrorist.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To f**k some kids.
You're welcome!
How is it 10pm already?!