Just a quick sketch.
Interviewer
First of all I would like to congratulate you on your success.
Simon
Thanks. I suppose you could say we are the champions.
Interviewer
(LAUGHS) I see what you did there, clever. (LAUGHS AGAIN) Before the final of the competition there was immense speculation that you and your group were going to be forced to be pulled out of the competition due to the injury? (POINTS DOWN AT SIMON’S LEG. HIS LEG IS HEAVILY STRAPPED)
Simon
Yes, but the show must go on.
Interviewer
(LAUGHS) Twice now you’re on a roll.(LAUGHS) How did you feel after the judges announced your group had won the competition.
Simon
It was amazing. These are the days of our lives
Interviewer
Could you stop that now please. Its rather annoying.
Simon
Please, don’t stop me now.(LAUGHS)
Interviewer
Seriously, please, stop it. (INTERVIEWER CLEARLY LOOKING AGITATED)
Simon
Can I go now? I want to break free.(LAUGHS)
Interviewer
(INTERVIEWER PUTS DOWN PEN AND NOTEPAD, STANDS UP AND PULLS OUT GUN,SHOOTS SIMON) Another one bites the dust!