evelynblake
Thursday 14th March 2013 5:46pm [Edited]
51 posts
Quote: StephenM @ March 14 2013, 5:43 PM GMT
I was there so hit me with your three sketches and I'll see what I can remember. (I have to say they were being very generous as it sounded like I'd got nothing in last night).
One sketch about Theresa May furthering her threat to withdraw from human rights by threatening to withdraw from the human race. And two jack apps that I'll post on the off-chance they strike a chord:
Apparently a mother in Middlesbrough gave her 13 year old daughter three ecstasy tablets as a birthday present. If that were my daughter expecting ecstasy as a gift I'd grab her by the arm and say "listen here little lady, this is what you're getting for your birthday"; SMACK! I'm not saying I'd hit her, I'm saying I'd give her heroin instead. She's already too hyperactive.
I've just heard the weatherman on the telly say "Soon most of the South will be completely white". I knew this day would come! People laughed at us in the BNP but clearly the people have turned, chased out diversity from their streets and... oh hang on, just looked out the window. It's snowing. I see. Oh well, back to being alone.