Aldeem
Tuesday 12th March 2013 12:45pm [Edited]
SE London/Kent
183 posts
OK,here's a generic brief for all you budding football comedy writers: We're looking for... one liners, quick win sketches - 10-20 sec long with strong set-up and gag. Sketches under a minute long, it'd be great if you could come up with anything that would be good to include through March, something along the lines of: FA Cup, relegation battle, World Cup qualifiers, Europa / Champions League...
Are there any characters you could create a series of one-liners for?
Goal line technology...it has arrived! (Inappropriate replays)
Out of context characters (Jamie Carragher presenting Radio 4's Woman's Hour, etc). Any non-verbal ideas (We've recently commissioned an Alex Ferguson chewing gum sketch), Any kind of 'vehicle' to exploit a footballing quirk...Also, in the next week or so, we're really looking to get sketches other material around the following:
- One or two-liners around Roy Hodgson, England and World Cup qualifications. Roy 'Ray' Hodgson as a secret jazz musician, perhaps? Do England prepare for San Marino by getting fake tan?
- More statistical based humour with Professor Stat
- One-liners involving the adventures of Diego Maradona, the gift which keeps on giving.
Contributions can be sent for consideration to FFS@zubox.tv For the attention of Nick
PS - I can vouch for them as I myself submitted some stuff which has been accepted