Donald Trump's hair.
Cats washing their faces.
Little Things That Make You Smile
Random acts of kindness/affection
Morning sex
Dogs that look pleased to be dogs.
When you go out for a walk and a random person says hello to you as you walk past.
Quote: Charisma @ February 8, 2008, 11:52 AMWhen you go out for a walk and a random person says hello to you as you walk past.
I'd like to see them try that with me. I'd tell them where to get off. Bastards. 
Quote: EllieJP @ February 8, 2008, 10:43 AMMorning sex
Doesn't that make you late for work though?
Quote: Aaron @ February 8, 2008, 11:59 AMDoesn't that make you late for work though?
Ooh, maybe she has it AT work. I mean, those fabulous breasts she's always going on about... Not exactly the sharpest tool in the box... How else could she get her job? Hmmmmm...
Fat people falling over.
Like Humpty Dumpty?
Quote: Aaron @ February 8, 2008, 11:59 AMDoesn't that make you late for work though?
Nah, just get up earlier! 
Where there's a willy there's a way!
Quote: Aaron @ February 8, 2008, 12:09 PMOoh, maybe she has it AT work. I mean, those fabulous breasts she's always going on about... Not exactly the sharpest tool in the box... How else could she get her job? Hmmmmm...
I'll have you know, I am a pretty sharp... like a stone. And sleeping with the boss normally happens in the afternoon!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 8, 2008, 12:13 PMNah, just get up earlier!
I'll have you know, I am a pretty sharp... like a stone. And sleeping with the boss normally happens in the afternoon!
Your parents must be so proud.
My willy.
Quote: Paul W @ February 8, 2008, 12:13 PMYour parents must be so proud.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 8, 2008, 12:13 PMNah, just get up earlier!
Ah, not so bad. I was worrying you'd been hindered with a "three-minute man". An enviable performance if you're Adam, but otherwise pretty damn short.